New Porn Site Features I Wish Existed [Click for more]

No more NSFW! This feature finally makes touchy time possible right in front of Craig.

Actual Lesbians React to “Lesbian” Porn

Some hot and bothered girl-on-“girl-on-girl” action.

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Exotic Flower Aptly Named Naked Hanging Men

She loves me (OWWW), she loves me not (STOP YOU’RE KILLING ME).

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Mother/Daughter Porn Duo Is a Pretty Big Nope

Happy belated Mother’s Day, America!

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10 People Correcting Spelling and Grammar on Porn Sites [Click for more]

Speak better fucking-English.

10 People Correcting Grammar and Spelling on Porn Sites

Some people just perfer their pornos to be clean, struck-tured and ALL-OUT-FULL-FRONTAL NOODITY websites! 

The First 35 Results of Your Porn Search [Click for full list you perv]

1. Plump-buttocked Naomi Gets Longdicked By The Maestro

2. Peevish Maid Brought To Her Senses Via Searing Kiss Of Buggy Whip

3. Hapless Russian Couple Attempts The Sex

4. Ugly High-school Teens Found Out By Angry Mom

5. Sardonic Duke Will Take His Pleasure Come What May

6. Sunset Fuck Broken Up By Jealous Fuzz

7. Vampire Newlyweds Bone On Cruiseship Dance Floor

8. Tightlaced Cellist Suffers Long-smitten Tympanist To Thump Her

9. Evil Seigneur Has At Serf With Outsize All-natural Jugs

10. Redheaded Bimbo Sports Freckled Titties Akimbo

11. Scuba Whore Tangos With Determined Octo-cock

12. Cleopatra Lookalike Teases Bf With Thoughtful Dance

13. Sex-obsessed Paramedic Sees His Chance (epic Fail)

14. Luckless Fisherman Netted By Obese Siren

And that’s not all! It’s human nature to want to see the rest.

Jesus is Watching You Buy Porn

But Jesus pays for it, he doesn’t get it on the internet for free.

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13 Surprising Facts about Our Porn Searches [Click for full post]

PornMD has built an interactive map showing the top 10 porn search terms by geographic region. It’s an interesting look at what unites and divides the people of the world, when it comes to watching the people of the world have sex. Below you’ll find the map itself, as well as the 13 most interesting things we found while poking around.

1. Indian porn is popular in India, Nigeria, and New Jersey. New Jersey is the only state in which “Indian” cracks the top 10.
2.  Kentucky is the only state to specify that they want their porn free. Kentuckians are either great at getting a bargain or unaware that most porn online is free.
3. Both California and Hawaii have “asian” as their top search, but Californians seem more interested in Koreans, while Hawaii searches more for “Japanese.” This rivalry continues on the world stage where China’s top search is “Japanese,” but Cambodia’s is “korean sex (gay).”
4. “College” appears in every state’s top ten searches except Wyoming, who seems to be undervaluing the American education system.
5. The fourth most popular search term in Peru is “just bieber (gay).” This is also the fourth most popular YouTube comment in America.
6. A search for “Native American” does appear, but in Iceland for some reason. 
7. In Romania, “mom and son” is so popular it appears in both the first and fifth position. Continue

Porn Stars Before and After Makeup

Porn Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

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Barbershop Quartet Sings Top Porn titles of the Week

This ain’t your mom’s Barbershop Quartets. We hope. Seriously, gross if it is.

Porndogs is an Actual, Real Movie

Reviews are going to be ruff.

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Professor Watches Porn During Class, Forgets to Turn Off Projector

His class is really hard.

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Man Robbed Of Massive Porn Collection

This truly tragic tale reminds us that there’s material goods, and then there’s some things that just can’t be replaced. (Also - even if you have a comprehensive, valuable, professional-level porn collection, you still have to stash it in a nondescript dresser drawer? Interesting.)