Little Girl On Beer Throne

“Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!”

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It’s the simplest way to be a bad parent.

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But it’s still dad’s fault for throwing her into the car.

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A good rule about having your friend tattoo your child’s face on your arm is: DON’T.

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Holding the child like that helps stabilize the camera.

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This is exactly why he furnished the tree house with all the necessary amenities.

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“And that’s what a rollercoaster would feel like if we could afford amusement parks.” - Creative Dad

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Kid Hangs With Two Sexy Ladies

That’s totally his new facebook profile pic.

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Baby Checks Out Hooters Gear

He can only fall asleep to his mother reading the menu.

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Sad Baby in Cozy Costume Stuck in Swing

Don’t worry, you’re only stuck in the swingset for now. Unfortunately you’re stuck with your parents for life.

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Pole Dancer and Daughter

You can’t imagine how much snack money she pulled in on the playground during recess

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