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Gorilla Launches Poop Grenade
He’s using “gorilla” warfare tactics.

Gorilla Launches Poop Grenade

He’s using “gorilla” warfare tactics.

(Source: reddit.com)

It Was POO!
All kids are little shits.

It Was POO!

All kids are little shits.

(Source: reddit.com)

Runner Keeps on Pooping in Neighbor’s Yard

All that pooping and no wiping. Tsk tsk.

(Source: youtube.com)

Pool Closed For Poop
When you gotta go, you gotta go. And then after you go, you gotta jump back into the public pool. Obviously.

Pool Closed For Poop

When you gotta go, you gotta go. And then after you go, you gotta jump back into the public pool. Obviously.

(Source: reddit.com)

Morgan Freeman Reads Everyone Poops

Boom, this video just won an Oscar.

(Source: youtube.com)

The “Poop Chipper” Scene from Coffee Town 

"There are two kinds of guys in this world. Those who use their own urine to chip away somebody else’s poop, for the greater good, and those who do not." - Gino

Coffee Town is now available on iTunes in:

The UK

Ireland

New Zealand AND

Australia

 

 

The “Poop Chipper” Scene from Coffee Town

"There are two kinds of guys in this world. Those who use their own urine to chip away somebody else’s poop, for the greater good, and those who do not." - Gino

Full movie just released on iTunes! http://bit.ly/1dfLzLV


(Source: itunes.apple.com)

Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]
I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.- Conor B 
You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.- Katie K 
soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )- KW 
If you like to shit on your roommate’s things then we want your stories*. Submit them straight to our dirty, filthy Tumblr inbox.
Doesn’t necessarily need to be about poop, but it sure helps.

Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]

I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.
- Conor B 

You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.
- Katie K 

soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )
- KW 

If you like to shit on your roommate’s things then we want your stories*. Submit them straight to our dirty, filthy Tumblr inbox.

Doesn’t necessarily need to be about poop, but it sure helps.

Here’s a Horrific Picture: What Happens When You Fall Into Porta Potty
When the shit hits the face.

Here’s a Horrific Picture: What Happens When You Fall Into Porta Potty

When the shit hits the face.

(Source: uproxx.com)

Guy Explodes Cow Poop, Gets It All Over Him

Picking up after the dog may’ve just gotten more fun…

(Source: youtube.com)

Awesome K-Mart Commercial

One of the best ads you’ll ever see. Isn’t that right Billy? 

(Source: youtube.com)

Roommate Confessions: The Gorilla in Booty Shorts
You like to drink so much you piss all over the bathroom floor, huh? I wonder how long it will take you to realize the smell of piss on your bath towels. - Anonymous 
So my roommate was the dirtiest, fattest slob on the planet. He would always go to the frat he was pledging and drink his weight in alcohol (well over 300 lbs). There were multiple times when he would come back to the room completely trashed and stoned and pass out. A few times some guys on my floor and I would draw on his face in sharpie. Too bad he was so greasy that he would wipe it off in the morning without the use of water or soap. To get him back for all the puke and piss on my carpet, I would steal his change from the desk. Thanks to his sloppiness I didnt pay a dime for laundry the entire semester. - Anonymous 
Normally I like to hear music, I’m a fan. But that shitty god awful rap music that you blast on your speaker system in the wee hours of the morning just doesn’t bode well in this thin walled dorm. So, I took my Astroglide and poured it all over your doorknob and dumped some water bottles in your bed with chocolate protein mix in them. Diarrhea shit stains much? - Anonymous 
Feel the need to confess your misdeeds? Lay it on us gently here or just send us a message on Tumblr.

Roommate Confessions: The Gorilla in Booty Shorts

You like to drink so much you piss all over the bathroom floor, huh? I wonder how long it will take you to realize the smell of piss on your bath towels. - Anonymous 

So my roommate was the dirtiest, fattest slob on the planet. He would always go to the frat he was pledging and drink his weight in alcohol (well over 300 lbs). There were multiple times when he would come back to the room completely trashed and stoned and pass out. A few times some guys on my floor and I would draw on his face in sharpie. Too bad he was so greasy that he would wipe it off in the morning without the use of water or soap. To get him back for all the puke and piss on my carpet, I would steal his change from the desk. Thanks to his sloppiness I didnt pay a dime for laundry the entire semester. - Anonymous 

Normally I like to hear music, I’m a fan. But that shitty god awful rap music that you blast on your speaker system in the wee hours of the morning just doesn’t bode well in this thin walled dorm. So, I took my Astroglide and poured it all over your doorknob and dumped some water bottles in your bed with chocolate protein mix in them. Diarrhea shit stains much? - Anonymous 

Feel the need to confess your misdeeds? Lay it on us gently here or just send us a message on Tumblr.

More videos you say? 
Jon Hamm - 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psh, and he didn’t even have to sing “Zou Bisou Bisou” to get it.
Dad Pranks Son, Eats Poop - He better have a future therapy fund set aside for his son.
Beethoven on a Pink Balloon - This guy’s about to blow.
The Lakers are Definitely Making the Playoffs, and Here’s Why - No air balls but plenty of unfair ones.

More videos you say? 

Jon Hamm - 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psh, and he didn’t even have to sing “Zou Bisou Bisou” to get it.

Dad Pranks Son, Eats Poop - He better have a future therapy fund set aside for his son.

Beethoven on a Pink Balloon - This guy’s about to blow.

The Lakers are Definitely Making the Playoffs, and Here’s Why - No air balls but plenty of unfair ones.

(Source: youtube.com)

Clearance Sale on Poop Pants and Aptly Named Items
Look, just tell me what I’m looking at.

Clearance Sale on Poop Pants and Aptly Named Items

Look, just tell me what I’m looking at.

(Source: qoafosho)

Hardly Working: Pooping Without Your Phone

No email. No Internet. No hope.