Guy Explodes Cow Poop, Gets It All Over Him
Picking up after the dog may’ve just gotten more fun…
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One of the best ads you’ll ever see. Isn’t that right Billy?
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Roommate Confessions: The Gorilla in Booty Shorts
You like to drink so much you piss all over the bathroom floor, huh? I wonder how long it will take you to realize the smell of piss on your bath towels. - Anonymous
So my roommate was the dirtiest, fattest slob on the planet. He would always go to the frat he was pledging and drink his weight in alcohol (well over 300 lbs). There were multiple times when he would come back to the room completely trashed and stoned and pass out. A few times some guys on my floor and I would draw on his face in sharpie. Too bad he was so greasy that he would wipe it off in the morning without the use of water or soap. To get him back for all the puke and piss on my carpet, I would steal his change from the desk. Thanks to his sloppiness I didnt pay a dime for laundry the entire semester. - Anonymous
Normally I like to hear music, I’m a fan. But that shitty god awful rap music that you blast on your speaker system in the wee hours of the morning just doesn’t bode well in this thin walled dorm. So, I took my Astroglide and poured it all over your doorknob and dumped some water bottles in your bed with chocolate protein mix in them. Diarrhea shit stains much? - Anonymous
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More videos you say?
Jon Hamm - 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psh, and he didn’t even have to sing “Zou Bisou Bisou” to get it.
Dad Pranks Son, Eats Poop - He better have a future therapy fund set aside for his son.
Beethoven on a Pink Balloon - This guy’s about to blow.
The Lakers are Definitely Making the Playoffs, and Here’s Why - No air balls but plenty of unfair ones.
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Clearance Sale on Poop Pants and Aptly Named Items
Look, just tell me what I’m looking at.
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Hardly Working: Pooping Without Your Phone
No email. No Internet. No hope.
Please Don’t Pee & Poop Sweater
I would do anything for love, but I literally can’t do that.
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“Last summer I worked as a camp counselor for 3rd-5th graders. I though it would be pretty fun. But the first day a kid took a shit on the floor. That set the tone for the rest of the summer.”
Work Sucks - Setting the tone
Al Roker Poops Himself at The White House
Covering all the news we don’t need to know.
The Lakers have just pooped their big boy pants.
Quick, somebody change Ron Artest’s diaper
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