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Hey, Everyone, Look! A Gorilla That Looks Like Jimmy Carter
Some people spend their weekends volunteering at a volunteer center or worshipping in a house of worship, but not me. Nope, not even for a little bit. That’s not to say I help the world any less though. Every once in a while, I’ll do something like find a really old “Nat Geo” with a gorilla on the cover that bears an uncanny resemblance to the 39th President of the United States. It’s tough to say what the discovery of an animal that looks like Jimmy Carter means on a global — or even national — level thus far, but I know for certain it’s changed at least one person’s life for the better.
I’m doing my part. Are you?

Hey, Everyone, Look! A Gorilla That Looks Like Jimmy Carter

Some people spend their weekends volunteering at a volunteer center or worshipping in a house of worship, but not me. Nope, not even for a little bit. That’s not to say I help the world any less though. Every once in a while, I’ll do something like find a really old “Nat Geo” with a gorilla on the cover that bears an uncanny resemblance to the 39th President of the United States. It’s tough to say what the discovery of an animal that looks like Jimmy Carter means on a global — or even national — level thus far, but I know for certain it’s changed at least one person’s life for the better.

I’m doing my part. Are you?

10 Perfect Gifs of Kim Jong-Un Looking Through Binoculars

Being a supreme leader is hard twerk. 

Hardly Working: House of Cards

Our tribute to the awesome Netflix show, and also Kevin Spacey, and also political drama music.

The Walking Dead Meets Congress [Click to watch]
Like they say, “Fight The Living”.

The Walking Dead Meets Congress [Click to watch]

Like they say, “Fight The Living”.

The Walking Dead Meets Congress

The government is deadlocked and there’s no way out. All in favor of being terrified? 

This Guy Knows How to Deal with Westboro Baptist Church
It’s a good thing Westboro already knows everything about free speech.

This Guy Knows How to Deal with Westboro Baptist Church

It’s a good thing Westboro already knows everything about free speech.

(Source: funfrom4chan)

No Gay Marriage, No Gray Marriage Either

Can you imagine having to explain old people getting married to YOUR kids?

(Source: youtube.com)

Most Epic Painting in History: Bill Clinton the Lady Killer
Safe for work: No Gore.

Most Epic Painting in History: Bill Clinton the Lady Killer

Safe for work: No Gore.

(Source: thehighdefinite.com)

Prank News Network: Changing the National Anthem, Chris Brown Supports the Blade Runner & more

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The Sasha and Malia Show

This is photobama.

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Warren G. Harding, The Movie [Click for more]
An unforgettable movie about a forgettable president. 
 

Warren G. Harding, The Movie [Click for more]

An unforgettable movie about a forgettable president. 

 

The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]
Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?


1. George Washington2. Abraham Lincoln3. Thomas Jefferson4. John AdamsT-5. Theodore RooseveltT-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt7. John F. Kennedy8. Dwight Eisenhower9. Harry Truman



10. Andrew Jackson11. James Madison12. Woodrow Wilson13. James Monroe14. Bill Clinton15. John Quincy Adams16. Ronald Reagan17. James K. Polk18. Lyndon Johnson19. Barack Obama



20. Martin Van Buren21. George H.W. Bush22. Gerald Ford23. Herbert Hoover24. Jimmy Carter24. William H. Taft25. John Quincy Adams26. Grover Cleveland27. Rutherford B. Hayes28. Martin Van Buren29. Chester A. Arthur



30. James A. Garfield31. Calvin Coolidge32. Richard Nixon33. William McKinley34. Zachary Taylor35. John Tyler36. Benjamin Harrison37. William Henry Harrison38. George W. Bush39. Millard Fillmore



40. Franklin Pierce41. Ulysses S. Grant42. Andrew Johnson43. James Buchanan44. Warren Harding
45. …Uhoh.
46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.
47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.
48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE

The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]

Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?

1. George Washington
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. John Adams
T-5. Theodore Roosevelt
T-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt
7. John F. Kennedy
8. Dwight Eisenhower
9. Harry Truman

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

10. Andrew Jackson
11. James Madison
12. Woodrow Wilson
13. James Monroe
14. Bill Clinton
15. John Quincy Adams
16. Ronald Reagan
17. James K. Polk
18. Lyndon Johnson
19. Barack Obama

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

20. Martin Van Buren
21. George H.W. Bush
22. Gerald Ford
23. Herbert Hoover
24. Jimmy Carter
24. William H. Taft
25. John Quincy Adams
26. Grover Cleveland
27. Rutherford B. Hayes
28. Martin Van Buren
29. Chester A. Arthur

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

30. James A. Garfield
31. Calvin Coolidge
32. Richard Nixon
33. William McKinley
34. Zachary Taylor
35. John Tyler
36. Benjamin Harrison
37. William Henry Harrison
38. George W. Bush
39. Millard Fillmore

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

40. Franklin Pierce
41. Ulysses S. Grant
42. Andrew Johnson
43. James Buchanan
44. Warren Harding

45. …Uhoh.

46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.

47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.

48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE

Marco Rubio’s Dry Mouth Supercut

And all the ladies say I’m pretty dry for a likely Republican presidential candidate.

(Source: youtube.com)

Obama’s Exploding Fist Bump With Senator Mark Kirk [Click to animate]
It’s alright lots of senators can’t do it

Obama’s Exploding Fist Bump With Senator Mark Kirk [Click to animate]

It’s alright lots of senators can’t do it

(Source: reddit.com)

Less Guns, More Punching [Click to watch]

It’s time to stop cracking jokes, and start building a national movement (by cracking jokes).