Girl Tries to Hop Over Pole [Click to animate]

Ouch, right in the dignity.

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Office Chair Chained to Pole

I have to lock it up. If someone steals it I won’t have any way to get home.

(Source: College Humor)

Cat with Dorito Bag Stuck on Head Rescued from Tall Pole

Luckily, it has eight more lives to try and live this down.

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Elephant Grinds the Pole

She understands you’re not making “Mr. Peanut money,” but a couple of singles would have been nice.

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Reporter Walks Into a Pole

There’s only one thing standing between this reporter and the story of a lifetime.

(Source: College Humor)

Portable Stripper Pole

Let’s hope those dollar bills stay in while she’s dancing on the highway.

(Source: College Humor)