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Can anyone identify the central theme in this poem?

Can anyone identify the central theme in this poem?

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streeter:

Thanks to Chris “Shockwave” Sullivan for helping me do this extremely weird intro for CH Live. If you enjoy half-assed standup, spoken word poetry or white men rapping about their sweating problems, I’m sure you’ll enjoy this. 

#Streezus 

The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist [Click to continue reading]
Pro: Never Need a Pen AgainIt’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times.
Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional DamageArtists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. Also, let’s not forget the public displays of “fuck you” in the form of song, beat poem, blog post, etc. depending on the artist’s medium.
Pro: Never Need Help With Your Computer AgainBecause of the exploratory nature of most artists, they generally know their way around a Macbook.
Con: You Will Be Murdered In Your Own HomeBecause of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies. You’ll be holding hands as you walk through a quiet park in the summer twilight and they will look at you and whisper something like, “I’ve never felt this way before.”
This may seem like a beautiful sentiment but what they really mean is that they have never before felt this hunger – this insatiable lust – for murder. [Keep Reading]

The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist [Click to continue reading]

Pro: Never Need a Pen Again
It’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times.

Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional Damage
Artists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. Also, let’s not forget the public displays of “fuck you” in the form of song, beat poem, blog post, etc. depending on the artist’s medium.

Pro: Never Need Help With Your Computer Again
Because of the exploratory nature of most artists, they generally know their way around a Macbook.

Con: You Will Be Murdered In Your Own Home
Because of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies. You’ll be holding hands as you walk through a quiet park in the summer twilight and they will look at you and whisper something like, “I’ve never felt this way before.”

This may seem like a beautiful sentiment but what they really mean is that they have never before felt this hunger – this insatiable lust – for murder. [Keep Reading]

A Haiku About Finals
So beautiful and heartbreaking and holy fuck I have a final in two days.

A Haiku About Finals

So beautiful and heartbreaking and holy fuck I have a final in two days.

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'Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

The fact that Chill’s parents went on vacation;

Increased the potential for intoxication.

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Tom Hanks Performs Slam Poem About “Full House”

I’m having the most difficult time figuring out which Olsen Twin is playing him this time.

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A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman)

The Parks and Recreation star cooks up some sweet, sweet word meat.

Poetic Keep off the Grass Sign
Indeed, what sort of cruel monster would trample such tender grass?

Poetic Keep off the Grass Sign

Indeed, what sort of cruel monster would trample such tender grass?

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The Conservative Lorax

As seen on Fox Seuss.

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Atlanta: America’s Smartest City

Titled by an Atlantan.

FREE BUSTED TEES BECAUSE WHY NOT

We’re giving away free shirts on our FB page right now to people who write the funniest Haikus about cast members. Get over there to play!

Some awesome entries so far:

Murph is a person
Who works at CollegeHumor
I suck at Haikus

amir blumenfeld
his name has five syllables
which is convenient

Cee Lo Lyrics
Eiew, poetry?!? And I thought I liked that song too.
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Cee Lo Lyrics

Eiew, poetry?!? And I thought I liked that song too.


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