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Jake and Amir: Valentine’s Day

Fake holiday. Real emotion.

Watch more J&A here.

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Guy Gets Profound Poem Tattoo
Henry David Thoreau’s words live on for eternity.

Guy Gets Profound Poem Tattoo

Henry David Thoreau’s words live on for eternity.

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Everyone Is An Asshole [Click to finish]

It’s a lesson we all learn at some point in life.

A Haiku About Finals
So beautiful and heartbreaking and holy fuck I have a final in two days.

A Haiku About Finals

So beautiful and heartbreaking and holy fuck I have a final in two days.

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Tom Hanks Performs Slam Poem About “Full House”

I’m having the most difficult time figuring out which Olsen Twin is playing him this time.

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The Only True Horoscopes You’ll Ever Read for Whatever Day it is You’re Reading This

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Aries: The dumbass elements outweigh the ironic elements, so that mullet is going to have to go.

Taurus: Be honest with yourself. Your favorite coat isn’t shrinking.

Gemini: The reason you have no friends is because you say things like “The Tree of Life is the greatest piece of art since the release of Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian.”

Cancer: You’ll quote an entire Emily Dickinson poem from memory and then spend the rest of the day hate-eating a whole large pizza.

Leo: We can’t believe we have to tell you this, but your political science degree does not make you a scientist.

Virgo: You’re an adult now. If you want to belt out “Like a Virgin” with Madonna at the Super Bowl halftime show, that’s your business.

Libra: It’s really amazing how many grandmas you have, let alone that they all died in one semester

Scorpio: We know you and your significant other really enjoy Mexican food, but c’mon… don’t ruin your first night together!

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Little Girl Is Definitely A Natural Poet
It’s obviously a free verse poem. Not that you’d understand the complexities of human emotion and language.

Little Girl Is Definitely A Natural Poet

It’s obviously a free verse poem. Not that you’d understand the complexities of human emotion and language.

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Jake and Amir: Mother’s Day

There’s nothing stronger than a mother’s love. But I’ve been working out.

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