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These 24 pizzas are not for the weak of heart (meaning, you will literally have a heart attack if you eat any of these)

mikekarnell:

This PIZZA WARNING has been playing on our hotel’s tourist channel all week. Apparently they have a real black market pizza problem in Orlando.

This is a genius scam. 

Business as usual. 

Business as usual. 

we’ve put together this easy-to-follow .gif guide that will empower you to take your daily workout to the NEXT LEVEL.

7 Ways to Take Your Workout to the Next Level [Click for 5 MORE steps]

7 Ways to Take Your Workout to the Next Level [Click for 4 MORE]

Working out is super boring and makes our bodies leak some sort of weird, clear pee, which is kind of cool but also weird and unpleasant. So to make exercising more fun, and to help you get that crazy ripped hot rod of a bod you’ve always dreamed of / had night terrors about, we’ve put together this easy-to-follow .gif guide that will empower you to take your daily workout to the NEXT LEVEL.

The 9 Health Tips We Actually Want To Hear [Click for 5 more awesome tips]

"It’s not a lie if YOU believe it." Peter Pan or George Constanza

Pizza Is My Girlfriend [Click for nail-biting ending]

So this is what true love feels like. 

Pizza and Spaghetti Flavored Slushies
A little chunky for my taste.

Pizza and Spaghetti Flavored Slushies

A little chunky for my taste.

(Source: reddit.com)

20 Deliciously Realistic Food Tattoos [Click for more mistakes]

These people love food. No, like, REALLY love their food. So much so they got their favorite munchies permanently inked into their bodies like monuments to the food gods. And these tattoos look good enough to eat. But you shouldn’t, you cannibal, you.

Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired
It is thursday evening. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a fucking mess.
But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?
- Movie Night with the Ladies. 
- VideoGame tourney with the Boy. 
- Forget friends, find food!

Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired

It is thursday evening. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a fucking mess.

But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?

- Movie Night with the Ladies.

- VideoGame tourney with the Boy.

- Forget friends, find food!

It’s time for Pizza Talk. Who’s hungry?

It’s time for Pizza TalkWho’s hungry?

How to Reject a Prom Invitation and Get a Free Pizza
Extra sadness on that please.

How to Reject a Prom Invitation and Get a Free Pizza

Extra sadness on that please.

(Source: hold-up-and-remember)

Guy Avoids DUI by Calling Pizza Delivery

It’s the feel good story of the week. We promise.  

(Source: youtube.com)

If you’re going to win a trophy then make it an awesome one. Reason #1,437 to attend a Hot Sauce Expo.

If you’re going to win a trophy then make it an awesome one. Reason #1,437 to attend a Hot Sauce Expo.

Solid Reasons for Being Late
It was later uncovered Gisselle was walking so slow because she ate too much pizza with Esteban. Case closed.

Solid Reasons for Being Late

It was later uncovered Gisselle was walking so slow because she ate too much pizza with Esteban. Case closed.

(Source: theclearlydope)