Drunk Jeff Goldblum Pitches Paypal

Perfect. My favorite drunk actor meets my favorite way to pay for things while drunk and on the Internet.

(Source: youtube.com)

Rejected Pitches: The Birds

Yikes, talk about an egg.

(Source: youtube.com)

Rejected Pitches: Being John Malkovich

There may not be anything wrong with him, but oy, that script.

(Source: youtube.com)

Rejected Pitches: The Sixth Sense

Every writer in Hollywood is hiding under their beds right now.

(Source: youtube.com)

8 Rejected Pitches: Pulp Fiction

Nothing quite like freshly-squeezed creativity in the morning.

(Source: youtube.com)

Jake and Amir: App Ideas

Pitches get stitches  

CH Exclusive: Seth MacFarlane’s Rejected Pitches (with Mark Wahlberg)

The creator of “Family Guy” and “Ted” presents some movie ideas the studio passed on, just because they were terrible. 

Rejected Pitches: “E.T.”

Maybe E.T. wouldn’t want to phone home so badly if Hollywood wasn’t such a terrible place.

(Source: College Humor)

Rejected Pitches: “Look Who’s Talking”

If this doesn’t inspire you to never give up, you’re probably normal.

(Source: College Humor)