Fat Girl in Hooters Uniform Pole Dances with Pitcher of Beer
And the bartender has seen it all before.
(Source: College Humor)
He may throw twice as fast and make twice as much money, but at least—you know what, never mind, he still wins.
(Source: College Humor)
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