“Why are 90% of these posts absolutely psychotic? The roommates sound bad but the people submitting sound even worse. Whatever happened to dealing with a lousy roommate (who doesn’t do chores or has sex with their significant other too loudly) in a mature way, instead of just pissing in everything they drink or shower with.”

“One time in grade 8 my class was doing a group reading project where we all read an article about something in a textbook together. This article was about bubble gum. One part was mentioning the biggest bubble ever blown was 20 inches across. In the textbook it actually says and I quote:”I bet you’ve blown some pretty big ones yourself but you’ve never blown one that big!” The whole class including the teacher laughed at that for 10 minutes after that and one kid pissed his pants laughing so hard.”