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They sure do have a way with words. 

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Asking Girls Out Using the Lines They Recommended 5 Minutes Before

I knew I loved you before my friend met you.

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7 Awesome Pickup Lines I Learned From Cartoons

1. Turn Into A Wolf And Howl At Them

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A classic move. The “howling” lets the lady know that her physical appearance is pleasing to you, while your new wolf head shows her that you have a WILD SIDE and are also now a wolf.

2. Make An Old Timey “AAAAWOOOOOGAHHH!!!!” Car Horn Noise

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What’s that old expression about “Women and Cars”? I don’t know. There may not be one. But if there were, it’d probably be something along the lines of “Women love old timey car horn noises and will insta-date any living thing that produces them.”

3. Have Your Heart Beat Super Loudly Out Of Your Chest  

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The name of the game is “subtlety,” and there’s nothing more subtle than having your heart leap out of your chest and make a thumping noise in the direction of your potential romantic interest. She won’t know what that pounding, heart-shaped object under your shirt is. A box of chocolates? Your literal heart?? Now you’ve got so much intrigue you’re literally James Bond.

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9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags

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Because you’ve been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don’t worry, I like ‘em thick.

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Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.

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I would put ‘P’ on top of ‘U’

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When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.

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Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn’t catch him first.

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Because I totally think the South will rise again. 

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9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red FlagsSee how creepy all these lines end.

9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags

See how creepy all these lines end.

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11 Surefire Platonic Pickup Lines

Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me? ‘Cause I don’t have a lot of female friends.

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11 Pickup Lines to Use When It’s Hot Out [Click for more hotness]

It’s hot, and so are you. 

Man of Steel Pickup Lines

Superman may be from the DC Universe, but you’re a Marvel, girl.

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In case you’re not droppin’ panties with “Hi, I’m Superman”.

Man of Steel Pickup Lines [Click for more]

In case you’re not droppin’ panties with “Hi, I’m Superman”.

Man of Steel Pickup Lines [Click for more]

Guaranteed to steel her heart. 

How To Get Any Girl’s Number

Hello, smooth operator?

Jake and Amir: Girls [Click to watch]

Things get out of hand fast. And weird. And with Mace.

The Worst Pick-Up Lines

Did it hurt? It probably did.

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