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Imagine a world where every product has the right to be decadent.

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This seal popped up on Reddit earlier today and clearly is the sassiest marine mammal on land, sea, or internet. You can’t tell him nuuuuuuthin! 

The Photoshops that followed below definitely get my seal of approval. … Aaaand I’ll see myself out. 

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You Really Can Pick Up ANYTHING With Chopsticks

You Really Can Pick Up ANYTHING With Chopsticks

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THIS SUMMER’S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT SURF, SAND, AND SHAKY PLOT STRUCTURE.

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The Rorschach Test of logos!

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Hank Hill Scarface Mashup is All You Need to See Today
Hank Hill doesn’t fuck around when it comes to cocaine and cocaine accessories.

Hank Hill Scarface Mashup is All You Need to See Today

Hank Hill doesn’t fuck around when it comes to cocaine and cocaine accessories.

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The Rorschach Test of logos!

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As if taking pictures with your family wasn’t unfortunate enough…

This New Trend of Posing In Front of Disasters HAS to Stop [Click to finish]

After a wedding photographer in Oregon used a spreading Wildfire to create a set of particularly dramatic images, posing in front of horrible disasters has now become a trend but this Family has taken it way too far.

A shirt from Spencer’s Gifts says a thousand words.

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This might be the weirdest collection of images we’ve ever posted.

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Wow. This person is speechless. She literally couldn’t BELIEVE what happened next. But what happened next… restored her faith in humanity. That’s right, she had lost her faith in all of humanity before this. But it’s back now. Which is good, because it’ll help her get through the day.
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Wow. This person is speechless. She literally couldn’t BELIEVE what happened next. But what happened next… restored her faith in humanity. That’s right, she had lost her faith in all of humanity before this. But it’s back now. Which is good, because it’ll help her get through the day.

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This Opposite-Of-A-Sheep (Wolf? Some weird, inside-out sheep? Sheep Wario?) just sees through all the BULLSHIT, y’know? He knows everything’s BULLSHIT, and everyone’s BOUGHT AND PAID FOR and it’s all ONE BIG CIRCLEJERK and even that circlejerk is a buncha BULLSHIT.
It’s his personal duty to inform the rest of us dumbass pawns Re: ALL THE BULLSHIT by constantly sharing links to websites with the word “Truth” or “Mind” in them, usually between hyphens and shit (Popular Examples may include: TheTRUTH-Fairy.org, OPEN-your-MIND-by-clicking-this-THING.info, and TRUTH-MIND-TRUTHMINDtruthy-TRUTHTRUTH.com)
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This Opposite-Of-A-Sheep (Wolf? Some weird, inside-out sheep? Sheep Wario?) just sees through all the BULLSHIT, y’know? He knows everything’s BULLSHIT, and everyone’s BOUGHT AND PAID FOR and it’s all ONE BIG CIRCLEJERK and even that circlejerk is a buncha BULLSHIT.

It’s his personal duty to inform the rest of us dumbass pawns Re: ALL THE BULLSHIT by constantly sharing links to websites with the word “Truth” or “Mind” in them, usually between hyphens and shit (Popular Examples may include: TheTRUTH-Fairy.org, OPEN-your-MIND-by-clicking-this-THING.info, and TRUTH-MIND-TRUTHMINDtruthy-TRUTHTRUTH.com)

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Here’s a simple life philosophy: "Be more aware of where your food comes from, and make a daily effort to eat better."

The Health Truther knows that this philosophy is for PUSSIES. Forget “just trying to eat well” — this Facebook vet knows that EVERY SINGLE DAY, 3 more foods are revealed to have NEAR-MAGICAL HEALING POWERS OF IMMORTALITY and 3 other foods have been scientifically proven to MURDER YOU AND EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT (and those foods KNOW who you care about).

These reports often conflict, or are completely exaggerated for click-baiting effect, or are wholly inaccurate, but that’s not important. What IS important is that this person must post EVERY SINGLE ONE in an effort to make you aware of your inevitable impending death and to let you know that they’re now immune to liver cancer because they ate cilantro twice.

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Perfect Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavor For the Summer
Tastes better than their Spray Tan Orange Sherbet flavor from last year.

Perfect Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavor For the Summer

Tastes better than their Spray Tan Orange Sherbet flavor from last year.

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Even with creepy clown paint, I’d still watch every episode of Seinfeld.

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