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FOX News Commentator’s Freaky Doppelgänger
What fair and balanced features you have.

FOX News Commentator’s Freaky Doppelgänger

What fair and balanced features you have.

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Guy Has the Most Appropriate Name For a Firefighter
Just don’t talk to his asshole brother Moore.

Guy Has the Most Appropriate Name For a Firefighter

Just don’t talk to his asshole brother Moore.

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Aw, how touching!

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Click to FINISH: Flowchart: Should I Accept That Friend Request

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The Most Honest Shirt a Pregnant Woman Can Wear

And to celebrate, you get a painful childbirth.

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Click for MORE: Here’s What Happens Every Time You Ask A Real Question On Facebook

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Prince George Visits Australia So Obviously Spiders Crawl On His Face
He’ll stay out of the colonies if he knows what’s good for him.

Prince George Visits Australia So Obviously Spiders Crawl On His Face

He’ll stay out of the colonies if he knows what’s good for him.

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Pizza Hut Wants to Put the D in Your Box
She wants the P.

Pizza Hut Wants to Put the D in Your Box

She wants the P.

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One Direction Without Teeth or Eyebrows is a Sight to Behold
That’s what makes you horrifying.

One Direction Without Teeth or Eyebrows is a Sight to Behold

That’s what makes you horrifying.

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Don’t Fuck With Chili’s Parking
They’ll jalapeño pop a cap.

Don’t Fuck With Chili’s Parking

They’ll jalapeño pop a cap.

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Click to see more: 10 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids’ Drawings

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Whale High Fives Diver
At the last second the whale pulled back and ran his fingers through his lustrous hair.

Whale High Fives Diver

At the last second the whale pulled back and ran his fingers through his lustrous hair.

Click to finish: Challenge Accepted! (13 Pictures)

Sometimes you have to man up and face what lies before you. Whether that makes you a sociopath or not.

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Click to finish: Flowchart: Are You Actually Going to Study for Finals?

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Dear Guy Eating Chips,

Sure. Have a coffee, a sandwich, a pop-tart, I don’t care, but Sun Chips? I don’t think you could have found anything worse to eat in a library, and it definitely doesn’t help that you chew like a fucking wood chipper. What flavor are they? I’d be pretty stoked if you just downed an entire bag of Sour Cream & Poison. I’m not sure exactly what Sun Chips bags are made of, but it’s no secret that they’re louder than an EDM concert. Plus, the chips themselves are fucking noisy. Don’t eat that shit in the library.


Dear Couple in the Corner,

It’s cute that you want to help each other study, but this isn’t the place to be sucking face. Most people are here to study or read a fucking book (a fucking book not a fucking-book. Put down The Kama Sutra). Not only that, but if you’re going to start yelling “Who the fuck is Kristen?” at your boyfriend whenever his phone goes off, try doing it at home or in the KFC bathroom where he got you pregnant. That way you won’t disturb others, and I’m sure the fact that you scream at him in public is probably one of the reasons he’s cheating on you in the first place. While you’re fighting though, could you tell your asshole of a boyfriend to put his phone on silent? Thanks. Speaking of which…


 

Dear Guy with the iPhone,

Not only do you have your phone on loud, but you actually have the “click” noise turned on for texting. Only douchebags have that sound on. We get it man, you have an iPhone. Congratulations, now put it on silent. Yes, silent. Not vibrate. I don’t appreciate the table subtly shaking every forty-five seconds because you’ve got some conversation important enough to interrupt your studies, but not so important that you’d actually leave. Honesty, why do you keep putting it back down? You might as well just keep the fucking thing in your hand. I asked somebody to watch my computer while I “went to the washroom” just so I could do a walk-by and see how much work you’ve done tonight. All that was on your screen was this.

Click to finish: Open Letter to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

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