Necklace is Straight Up a Penis

For when a wedding band is too subtle.

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That cornucopia sure does pack a heavy load.

Cracked iPhone Looks Like Two Penises Touching

“Hey Apple, I’m not gay, I’m just drunk.”

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15 Pictures of Trees that Look Dirty

Celebrate the beautiful majesty of mother nature by looking at some trees that look like dicks.

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Phallic Playground Slide

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That’s a big story they’re breaking.

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The perfect centerpiece for the “National Organization for Women” conference.

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Futuristic Car Looks Futuristic

It looks especially sexy speeding through tunnels.

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