Like a seeing-eye dog, but for jerks.
IF you finish this article we’ll think about getting you a REAL pet.
Can you spot all of them?
Finish reading If Websites Were Pets
Okay, I get it. You love your purebred bulldog! Who could resist that loose skin, those stubby legs, and that adorable underbite? Well, I hate to break it to you, but that lovable little freak — along with almost every other breed of dog — was created by Victorian eugenicists less than one hundred years ago. What’s more, the breeds they created are now getting so inbred that most of them are sicker than … well, dogs! Check it out: Adam breaks down the awful truth for you in the newest episode of Adam Ruins Everything.
Finish reading Why Catcalling Isn’t Always a Bad Thing
You know when you’re a Dog, hangin’ out doing Dog Stuff and you hear another dog howling at you from far away? And then your owner is like “No, Dog, that is not a dog that’s a Siren” but you just howl back anyway to your new friend? And then your owner decides to film you? Ugh. #ThingsOnlyDogsWillUnderstand
She’s beauty and she’s grace! (She’ll slobber on your face)
He’s just rocking his windswept look.
I’d like a triple soy vanilla latte with a barrel of oats.
When you sniff that dog’s butt… you’re sniffing every other butt they’ve ever sniffed.
Finish reading 10 Important PSAs for Dogs
Man’s best friend is a cartoon’s worst nightmare.
Finish reading If Cartoon Pets Were Real Pets
Uh oh, looks like his vision’s getting McBlurry.
C’mon, get it together, dogs!