do it. eat them. eat them now.
Why shepherd your flock when you could ruin their day instead?
(Source: College Humor)
12 Unrealistic Standards for Women [Click for more]
Ugh society has such ridiculous norms. It’s like, okay one minute you want me to have flawless skin and the next I need to have two left eyes? You know, I don’t have to take this. But, man, two left eyes looks SO COOL.
Pretty annoying walking it sideways though.
World’s Smallest Man With World’s Tallest Man [Click to animate]
Opposites attract, I guess.
Lego Stephen Hawking is for children ages 40+ and comes with a super nerd fan minifigure, too shy to actually approach Mr. Hawking.
And we don’t have to pay to watch this?
“Next Week on Mad Men…” [click for more previews]
Jeez give me a spoiler alert next time!
The 5 Most Worthless College Resources [Click for full post]
"As we go on, we remember, all these people, we’ll hate forever."
The Comfort Wipe - ”Being a big guy has it’s advantages. And it’s disadvantages.” This commercial is gross for the obvious reason — it wants to sell you a product that lets you wipe you asshole if you can’t reach (or don’t feel like reaching). But, in case you didn’t get the picture, it also forces you to listen to a random dude tell you about the bowel movements he can’t reach because he’s too “big” or “they” are too big, or something else I don’t want to hear about, ever, thanks.
Had a bad idea? Probably not as bad as the rest of these
There’s nothing wrong with openly falling for reverse psychology.
It got a little weird this week, but we’re glad you hung in there!