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Sexy Vegetables
Spread your leeks.

Sexy Vegetables

Spread your leeks.

No glove no love.

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All teeth on this bad boy.

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Pizza Hut’s New Menu Item May Need a Circumcision
How many Weiner-Nuggets can you fit in your mouth?!

Pizza Hut’s New Menu Item May Need a Circumcision

How many Weiner-Nuggets can you fit in your mouth?!

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Congrats again to Sasheer Zamata on joining SNL! She’s been reppin female equality since the HBO Dong Days.

Ugly Christmas Sweater has a Penis on It
Dick the balls.

Ugly Christmas Sweater has a Penis on It

Dick the balls.

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This is the Best Way to Rake Leaves, Obviously
Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not.

This is the Best Way to Rake Leaves, Obviously

Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not.

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The People of Glasgow Make Penis Fireworks Display
This is ballsy.

The People of Glasgow Make Penis Fireworks Display

This is ballsy.

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It Gets Better (For Single People)

You can be your own best frenemy.

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Should You Send That Dick Pic? [Click for the final answers]
It’s the question we’ve all been wondering.

Should You Send That Dick Pic? [Click for the final answers]

It’s the question we’ve all been wondering.

I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis [Click for full post]
Thanks for sending me that picture of your penis! It really brightened my day!It’s funny, I was just sitting here thinking of you when my phone beeped, and suddenly, there it was — an e-mail from you with that telltale photo attachment, cleverly titled “monster.jpeg”.I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but your penis really brings out your eyes. It’s quite attractive! And I don’t tell that to just anyone. Seriously. You must get complimented on it all the time. Really? You don’t? I’ll bet you’re just being shy.Although we’ve been emailing, texting and chatting online for a few weeks, since we haven’t gotten a chance to meet in person yet, I hope you know that receiving a picture of your penis really helped break the ice for me. You’ve done a great job of showing, without the need for words, just how totally down to earth and approachable you are. I’m so grateful to have seen this side of you.Not only that, but I can’t tell you how many promising relationships I’ve entered into, only to eventually discover, upon becoming intimate, that I wasn’t into how my partner’s penis looked. As I’m sure you know, that’s pretty much a deal breaker for most women. I don’t ask for much out of a relationship, but a good looking penis is non-negotiable. Happily, your photo confirms what I had been dearly hoping to find — that your junk is aesthetically pleasing, and also appears to be in good working order. In fact, it’s quite photogenic! Have you done any penis-modeling in the past? I mean it! 
Continue reading I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis

I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis [Click for full post]

Thanks for sending me that picture of your penis! It really brightened my day!

It’s funny, I was just sitting here thinking of you when my phone beeped, and suddenly, there it was — an e-mail from you with that telltale photo attachment, cleverly titled “monster.jpeg”.

I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but your penis really brings out your eyes. It’s quite attractive! And I don’t tell that to just anyone. Seriously. You must get complimented on it all the time. Really? You don’t? I’ll bet you’re just being shy.

Although we’ve been emailing, texting and chatting online for a few weeks, since we haven’t gotten a chance to meet in person yet, I hope you know that receiving a picture of your penis really helped break the ice for me. You’ve done a great job of showing, without the need for words, just how totally down to earth and approachable you are. I’m so grateful to have seen this side of you.

Not only that, but I can’t tell you how many promising relationships I’ve entered into, only to eventually discover, upon becoming intimate, that I wasn’t into how my partner’s penis looked. As I’m sure you know, that’s pretty much a deal breaker for most women. I don’t ask for much out of a relationship, but a good looking penis is non-negotiable. Happily, your photo confirms what I had been dearly hoping to find — that your junk is aesthetically pleasing, and also appears to be in good working order. In fact, it’s quite photogenic! Have you done any penis-modeling in the past? I mean it! 

Continue reading I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis

If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic [Click to enlarge]
Dude gives a HARD FACIAL to the inside of a condom.

If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic [Click to enlarge]

Dude gives a HARD FACIAL to the inside of a condom.

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Local Reporter Draws Obvious Penis

Figures…last time she tried to draw a dick she drew an accurate diagram of where construction was happening in downtown Saginaw.

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Yay or Nay: Is Sex Good?

It’s the best thing to get, and the worst thing to want.

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Yay or Nay: Is Sex Good?

It’s the best thing to get, and the worst thing to want.

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