Please Don’t Pee & Poop Sweater
I would do anything for love, but I literally can’t do that.
(Source: gyaru-coordinates)
“Jo, remember that weekend I was out of town and you said you had sex in my bed because you were too lazy to clean off your own bed? To get back at you, I peed in the bag your chicken was marinating in. You ate it with your whore girlfriend that night. I hope it was go”
“Whatevs, my frat bro “Dragon” used to do that when he was toasted all the time!”
(Source: reddit.com)
CH Original: Hardly Working “Pee On Your Butt”
On the toilet nobody can hear you scream.
Yeah, I tried to prank a cop with a fake gun once. Didn’t go nearly as well. Cop was a real dick about it, put me in jail with a life sentence.
(Source: College Humor)
