5 Most Inappropriate Biden Laugh Moments From the Debate
Joe Biden’s game plan to laugh incredulously at everything his opponent said went way overboard. Was he even paying attention?
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There’s a lot of pressure on ol’ Uncle Joe tonight. And with the future of the country (sort of) on his shoulders, the fella’s gotta stay on track.
- Breathe, smile, and just do what you’ve been practicing. You’ve gotten some great advice over these past few days and you need to STICK TO IT. Ya got this, champ.
- Right off the bat – make jokes, lots of jokes. People are SO wound up and worried about being OFFENDED these days, my GOSH, so just loosen the place UP for Pete’s sake. The one about the Indian and the Rabbi in the hot air balloon is a good start. Gotta get the crowd on your side from the beginning.
- Make sure you look Ryan dead in the eyes with those mean Wilmington peepers and rattle that Midwestern wimp to his core. Don’t be afraid to scare the living bejeezus out of that pretty boy chump. With Mean, Lean Joe Biden looking across the table at him, he’ll crumple like paper. That Delaware grit ain’t there for nothin’, I’ll tell ya that much.
- Be clear, calm, and precise with figures and statistics. Don’t get overexcited and start jumpin’ up and prancin’ around like some sort of San Francisco Ballerina man – my gosh, can you imagine – so just cool it, alright?
- Don’t hold back on calling Rep. Ryan out when he twists the facts (or saying he looks like a weasel with some constipation issues – jeez Louise, Joe, will ya calm down already, save these gems for the STAGE, c’mon man!) Continue reading here](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr1dgSYNd1qasthro1_500.png)
Joe Biden’s VP Debate Checklist [Click for full article]
There’s a lot of pressure on ol’ Uncle Joe tonight. And with the future of the country (sort of) on his shoulders, the fella’s gotta stay on track.
- Breathe, smile, and just do what you’ve been practicing. You’ve gotten some great advice over these past few days and you need to STICK TO IT. Ya got this, champ.
- Right off the bat – make jokes, lots of jokes. People are SO wound up and worried about being OFFENDED these days, my GOSH, so just loosen the place UP for Pete’s sake. The one about the Indian and the Rabbi in the hot air balloon is a good start. Gotta get the crowd on your side from the beginning.
- Make sure you look Ryan dead in the eyes with those mean Wilmington peepers and rattle that Midwestern wimp to his core. Don’t be afraid to scare the living bejeezus out of that pretty boy chump. With Mean, Lean Joe Biden looking across the table at him, he’ll crumple like paper. That Delaware grit ain’t there for nothin’, I’ll tell ya that much.
- Be clear, calm, and precise with figures and statistics. Don’t get overexcited and start jumpin’ up and prancin’ around like some sort of San Francisco Ballerina man – my gosh, can you imagine – so just cool it, alright?
- Don’t hold back on calling Rep. Ryan out when he twists the facts (or saying he looks like a weasel with some constipation issues – jeez Louise, Joe, will ya calm down already, save these gems for the STAGE, c’mon man!) Continue reading here
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Lil Romney and Ryan Celebrate Thanksgiving
Brought to you by the letters AAAAAAAAAAH.
(Source: youtube.com)
Bad Lip Reading: Paul Ryan’s Video Diary
Who knew vlogging was the next wave of political grassroots communication.
(Source: youtube.com)
The Ladies Love P-P-P-Paul Ryan
If you’re lucky, he’ll take you to the drive-in and talk budget all night long.
(Source: youtube.com)
Barack Obama Raps MC Hammer’s “You Didn’t Build That”
Meanwhile, Ron Paul is still 2 legit 2 quit.
(Source: youtube.com)
Good thing sex before marriage is a physical impossibility.
(Source: youtube.com)
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Fans and politicians alike are eagerly anticipating the event that puts the CON in Conservative.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fieh0SNx1qasthro1_500.png)
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Fans and politicians alike are eagerly anticipating the event that puts the CON in Conservative.
Easily the illest track ever made by a conservative VP candidate from Wisconsin.
“Screw the sick and the poor, just like Jesus said // Or would have if he’d lived to read The Fountainhead.”
