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The 13 Fantasy Football Stereotypes

Flag on the players.

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Tom Brady Likes What He Sees [Click to animate]
And what he saw was not another Superbowl.

Tom Brady Likes What He Sees [Click to animate]

And what he saw was not another Superbowl.

The Patriot’s Condom
Smart design, since America does have the strongest borders.

The Patriot’s Condom

Smart design, since America does have the strongest borders.

10 Alternatives to Murder for Professional Athletes
Okay, so someone is doing something that angers you. Us “normals,” may have no choice but to kill them, but if you’re a person that gets paid millions to participate in an activity many of us love to watch, you have a few more options.
1. Play the sport you get paid to play.
Practice makes perfect and you not shoot someone. 
2. Have sex with beautiful people.
You know who attractive men and women don’t want to sleep with? Murderers. Fine, bad example, but you don’t have to kill someone to get their attention. You’re already the boneworthy combination of visible and wanted to be seen. 
3. Buy a new car.
Driving is dangerous, but not pointing a gun at someone dangerous. 
4. Buy an old car.
It’s the closest you can get to driving in the past, because you can never go back to the past—even if you commit homicide. 
5. Buy another new car.
Although the basis of a hollow existence, it’s still better to keep up with the Joneses than kill them. 
6. Endorse something to pay for those cars.
Nothing’s free. Except for court-appointed defenders, and that’s not always the case. 
7. Have sex with more beautiful people.
It’s not like you don’t have the stamina. 
8. Take on a side project.
No, we won’t listen to your rap album or wear items from your $100 line of luxury tank tops and cargo shorts, but that still beats figuring out how to brew your own blend of toilet sangria. 
9. Make someone in your entourage do it.
Shhh! 
10. Find God and shove it in everyone’s face.
Actually… 

10 Alternatives to Murder for Professional Athletes

Okay, so someone is doing something that angers you. Us “normals,” may have no choice but to kill them, but if you’re a person that gets paid millions to participate in an activity many of us love to watch, you have a few more options.

1. Play the sport you get paid to play.

Practice makes perfect and you not shoot someone. 

2. Have sex with beautiful people.

You know who attractive men and women don’t want to sleep with? Murderers. Fine, bad example, but you don’t have to kill someone to get their attention. You’re already the boneworthy combination of visible and wanted to be seen. 

3. Buy a new car.

Driving is dangerous, but not pointing a gun at someone dangerous. 

4. Buy an old car.

It’s the closest you can get to driving in the past, because you can never go back to the past—even if you commit homicide. 

5. Buy another new car.

Although the basis of a hollow existence, it’s still better to keep up with the Joneses than kill them. 

6. Endorse something to pay for those cars.

Nothing’s free. Except for court-appointed defenders, and that’s not always the case. 

7. Have sex with more beautiful people.

It’s not like you don’t have the stamina. 

8. Take on a side project.

No, we won’t listen to your rap album or wear items from your $100 line of luxury tank tops and cargo shorts, but that still beats figuring out how to brew your own blend of toilet sangria. 

9. Make someone in your entourage do it.

Shhh! 

10. Find God and shove it in everyone’s face.

Actually… 

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The Best of Sad Tom Brady
Our favorite pictures of Sad Keanu’s new best friend.

The Best of Sad Tom Brady

Our favorite pictures of Sad Keanu’s new best friend.

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Bacon Super Bowl Trophy


Or as real football fans know it, the Vince Stop-Heart-y Trophy.

Or as real football fans know it, the Vince Stop-Heart-y Trophy.

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Paradox: How does a nine year old tattoo artist remember the old patriots logo?

Paradox: How does a nine year old tattoo artist remember the old patriots logo?

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CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Kid Hates Tom Brady

He’s just jealous because he gets to hol Giselle’s hand after the games. Or something like that.

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Tom Brady Dancing

"I’m not embarrassed at all" -very embarrassed Patriots fan.

CollegeHumor’s Interactive Super Bowl Seating Chart
We made you an Interactive seating chart to help you choose your Super Bowl seat wisely. Click to check out it!

CollegeHumor’s Interactive Super Bowl Seating Chart

We made you an Interactive seating chart to help you choose your Super Bowl seat wisely. Click to check out it!

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CollegeHumor’s Interactive Super Bowl Seating Chart
We made you an Interactive seating chart to help you choose your Super Bowl seat wisely. Click to check out it!

CollegeHumor’s Interactive Super Bowl Seating Chart

We made you an Interactive seating chart to help you choose your Super Bowl seat wisely. Click to check out it!

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CollegeHumor’s Interactive Super Bowl Seating Chart
We made you an Interactive seating chart to help you choose your Super Bowl seat wisely. Click to check out it!

CollegeHumor’s Interactive Super Bowl Seating Chart

We made you an Interactive seating chart to help you choose your Super Bowl seat wisely. Click to check out it!

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