Its all in good fun. We don’t want to ruin weed’s big day today.
The Top 5 Most Offensive Superbowl Commercials [Click for more]
Taco Bell – Viva Young For shame Taco Bell.
Why don’t we just exploit old people for humor? I’ll tell you why. Because old people are people too. Wouldn’t it be funny if old people did crazy fun things? It would not. You’re exploiting the stereotype that old people are boring, but if you’ve spent any time with the senior population, you would know that they are interesting, exciting people. And don’t say it’s okay because you “have old friends.” Grow up. Continue
Sometimes you just can’t get a kiss…even when the drag queen can.
New Year’s is all about wearing a party hat…if you know what I mean.
Here’s why Bill Murray is worth celebrating year-round, from crashing parties to showing up at our kickball game (for real!).
Nothing like NYE for bringing out the many faces of vodka. And vodka drinkers.
It’s the most dank time of the year.
ICYMI: Party at Your House
A late contender for terrible music video of the year
TLDNR: What if the Apocalypse Really Does Come on 12/21/12 [Click for full article]
The Mayans long ago created a calendar that is set to expire on 12/21/12. Many across the world have interpreted this as a doomsday prophecy and are flocking to areas of supposed significance, awaiting the end of times. The chance that a pre-Columbian society with an admittedly advanced understanding of heavenly motion – though not nearly as advanced as ours now – could predict the expiration date of earth more than five hundred years in the future is, to put it kindly, remote. However, as with all analysis of likelihoods, there is of course a chance that the Mayans could be correct. And that would just suck, right?!
All this time we could have been having orgies, experimenting with lethal drugs and stealing military planes to go for joy rides, but, whoops, didn’t believe the Mayans! Instead of writing this stupid article I could be out eating a hundred lobsters, literally stuffing myself with lobster until my stomach walls ripped open, because, hey, why not? Or I could be stuffing you with lobsters. We could do it to each other with lobsters. At an orgy. On that military plane that flies in a parabolic arc so that the passengers achieve weightlessness. We could be doing that, but we didn’t believe the Mayans. [Keep Reading]
We found the worst teenage girl music video of 2012, and it only took until mid-December.
What You Say During A Holiday Party, And What You Really Mean [Click for full article]