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Only TRUE introverts will understand.
Finish reading Flowchart: Are You an Introvert?

Only TRUE introverts will understand.

Finish reading Flowchart: Are You an Introvert?

What time do you show up?
What Time You Show Up to a Party And What That Means [Click to finish me off]

What time do you show up?

What Time You Show Up to a Party And What That Means [Click to finish me off]

Last night’s party was CRAAAAZAYYY - no one peed on my bed OR stole my Foreman Grill! 

See the LAST 2 Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better AFTER College [Click to finish]

Party Laughter

That must have been one funny joke.

(Source: youtube.com)

Please Don’t Dress Like This at Raves or Ever
All I Do Is Fuck & Party & Disappoint My Parents

Please Don’t Dress Like This at Raves or Ever

All I Do Is Fuck & Party & Disappoint My Parents

(Source: reddit.com)

Crowd Spots Two People at Party Hooking Up

And the crowd goes wild!

(Source: youtube.com)

5 Tips For Writing The Perfect Facebook Invite [Click for last 2 tips]

There you have it! The perfect Facebook invite that definitely won’t make anyone go “Huh?” 

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]
'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]

'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

(Source: College Humor)

WHAT: You know, the usual - super informal, super laidback, super safe, super cool about espionage charges, etc, etc
WHERE: Probably at Moscow International Airport (the seating area by Gate 16, Terminal A), or maybe the Arrival Lounge at Mariscal Sucre International Airport in Quito, Ecuador (basically wherever we can grill haha)
WHEN: All day, baby (or until there’s an “accident” and I get “kidnapped” haha jk I hope)
WHY: Because America is the best, most awesome, most forgiving country in the world and oh my fuck what have i done please have mercy
HOW: I did not think this far ahead shit
WHAT I WILL HAVE: Burgers, hot dogs, archives of highly classified, unbelievably sensitive information, iPod speakers, ketchup/mustard/what not, quickly fading confidence that I have done the right thing, Pop Chips, my memories
WHAT YOU SHOULD BRING: Booze, buns, relish, armed security, plastic cups, asylum, any music you might want to listen to, a time machine, fireworks if you’re into that, anything - literally ANYTHING - to stop this fucking mental hell I now live in
POST-BBQ PLANS: After we booze and chill for a while, we might head over to Iceland or something, depending on what you all/the international community is down for. If people want to head back to the US, that’s cool, I just might meet you guys later or something. Yeah. Cool. Later. Sounds good. Fuck.
RSVP: NO NEED BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE FREE AND OPEN WHETHER OR NOT YOU ATTEND PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP I JUST CRY ALL DAY
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A SNOWDAWG PARTY BECAUSE A SNOWDAWG PARTY DON’T BETRAY HIS COUNTRY

WHAT: You know, the usual - super informal, super laidback, super safe, super cool about espionage charges, etc, etc

WHERE: Probably at Moscow International Airport (the seating area by Gate 16, Terminal A), or maybe the Arrival Lounge at Mariscal Sucre International Airport in Quito, Ecuador (basically wherever we can grill haha)

WHEN: All day, baby (or until there’s an “accident” and I get “kidnapped” haha jk I hope)

WHY: Because America is the best, most awesome, most forgiving country in the world and oh my fuck what have i done please have mercy

HOW: I did not think this far ahead shit

WHAT I WILL HAVE: Burgers, hot dogs, archives of highly classified, unbelievably sensitive information, iPod speakers, ketchup/mustard/what not, quickly fading confidence that I have done the right thing, Pop Chips, my memories

WHAT YOU SHOULD BRING: Booze, buns, relish, armed security, plastic cups, asylum, any music you might want to listen to, a time machine, fireworks if you’re into that, anything - literally ANYTHING - to stop this fucking mental hell I now live in

POST-BBQ PLANS: After we booze and chill for a while, we might head over to Iceland or something, depending on what you all/the international community is down for. If people want to head back to the US, that’s cool, I just might meet you guys later or something. Yeah. Cool. Later. Sounds good. Fuck.

RSVP: NO NEED BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE FREE AND OPEN WHETHER OR NOT YOU ATTEND PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP I JUST CRY ALL DAY

AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A SNOWDAWG PARTY BECAUSE A SNOWDAWG PARTY DON’T BETRAY HIS COUNTRY

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]
'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]

'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

(Source: College Humor)

21st Birthday: Fact or Fiction

Some nights are so unforgettable, you can’t remember what happened.