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Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game
- At the load screen, tap the K Star six times in a row to skip right to being spotted by a Big Hollywood Agent who wants to make you a Big Hollywood Super Star.

- At the character select screen, swipe down, then left, then left again to gain 5000 Social Media points and a write-up on a some blog calling you an “Instagram Celeb.”

-  Tap the Hollywood sign twelve times to up your Star Rating by fucking a photographer at the Torque premiere.

- When talking to the VALET PARKING GUY outside Kim’s perfume launch party, TIP TRIPLE to get four free Speedballs and an exclusive invite to McG’s forty-fifth at his Venice fuckpad.

- When Jake (the Journalist) asks you out, instead of tapping “Sure!” or “Let’s just be friends”, scroll left, then right, then left, then right, then up, then down to gain 100 Love Points and instead get martinis with Chez, a guy who “did some consulting on SAW VI” and “can definitely get you your own reality show, hundo percent.”
          BONUS: To up your Star Rating, sign whatever he hands you. That way you can skip all the hard shit.

- When out shopping with Kim, shoplift. It saves Money and increases your Style Points. Plus, whatever, it’ll be fine.
Finish reading Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game

Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game

- At the load screen, tap the K Star six times in a row to skip right to being spotted by a Big Hollywood Agent who wants to make you a Big Hollywood Super Star.



- At the character select screen, swipe down, then left, then left again to gain 5000 Social Media points and a write-up on a some blog calling you an “Instagram Celeb.”



-  Tap the Hollywood sign twelve times to up your Star Rating by fucking a photographer at the Torque premiere.



- When talking to the VALET PARKING GUY outside Kim’s perfume launch party, TIP TRIPLE to get four free Speedballs and an exclusive invite to McG’s forty-fifth at his Venice fuckpad.



- When Jake (the Journalist) asks you out, instead of tapping “Sure!” or “Let’s just be friends”, scroll left, then right, then left, then right, then up, then down to gain 100 Love Points and instead get martinis with Chez, a guy who “did some consulting on SAW VI” and “can definitely get you your own reality show, hundo percent.”

          BONUS: To up your Star Rating, sign whatever he hands you. That way you can skip all the hard shit.



- When out shopping with Kim, shoplift. It saves Money and increases your Style Points. Plus, whatever, it’ll be fine.

Finish reading Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game

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Finish reading Flowchart: Are You an Introvert?

Only TRUE introverts will understand.

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What time do you show up?
What Time You Show Up to a Party And What That Means [Click to finish me off]

What time do you show up?

What Time You Show Up to a Party And What That Means [Click to finish me off]

Last night’s party was CRAAAAZAYYY - no one peed on my bed OR stole my Foreman Grill! 

See the LAST 2 Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better AFTER College [Click to finish]

Party Laughter

That must have been one funny joke.

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All I Do Is Fuck & Party & Disappoint My Parents

Please Don’t Dress Like This at Raves or Ever

All I Do Is Fuck & Party & Disappoint My Parents

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And the crowd goes wild!

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There you have it! The perfect Facebook invite that definitely won’t make anyone go “Huh?” 

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]
'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]

'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

(Source: College Humor)

WHAT: You know, the usual - super informal, super laidback, super safe, super cool about espionage charges, etc, etc
WHERE: Probably at Moscow International Airport (the seating area by Gate 16, Terminal A), or maybe the Arrival Lounge at Mariscal Sucre International Airport in Quito, Ecuador (basically wherever we can grill haha)
WHEN: All day, baby (or until there’s an “accident” and I get “kidnapped” haha jk I hope)
WHY: Because America is the best, most awesome, most forgiving country in the world and oh my fuck what have i done please have mercy
HOW: I did not think this far ahead shit
WHAT I WILL HAVE: Burgers, hot dogs, archives of highly classified, unbelievably sensitive information, iPod speakers, ketchup/mustard/what not, quickly fading confidence that I have done the right thing, Pop Chips, my memories
WHAT YOU SHOULD BRING: Booze, buns, relish, armed security, plastic cups, asylum, any music you might want to listen to, a time machine, fireworks if you’re into that, anything - literally ANYTHING - to stop this fucking mental hell I now live in
POST-BBQ PLANS: After we booze and chill for a while, we might head over to Iceland or something, depending on what you all/the international community is down for. If people want to head back to the US, that’s cool, I just might meet you guys later or something. Yeah. Cool. Later. Sounds good. Fuck.
RSVP: NO NEED BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE FREE AND OPEN WHETHER OR NOT YOU ATTEND PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP I JUST CRY ALL DAY
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A SNOWDAWG PARTY BECAUSE A SNOWDAWG PARTY DON’T BETRAY HIS COUNTRY

WHAT: You know, the usual - super informal, super laidback, super safe, super cool about espionage charges, etc, etc

WHERE: Probably at Moscow International Airport (the seating area by Gate 16, Terminal A), or maybe the Arrival Lounge at Mariscal Sucre International Airport in Quito, Ecuador (basically wherever we can grill haha)

WHEN: All day, baby (or until there’s an “accident” and I get “kidnapped” haha jk I hope)

WHY: Because America is the best, most awesome, most forgiving country in the world and oh my fuck what have i done please have mercy

HOW: I did not think this far ahead shit

WHAT I WILL HAVE: Burgers, hot dogs, archives of highly classified, unbelievably sensitive information, iPod speakers, ketchup/mustard/what not, quickly fading confidence that I have done the right thing, Pop Chips, my memories

WHAT YOU SHOULD BRING: Booze, buns, relish, armed security, plastic cups, asylum, any music you might want to listen to, a time machine, fireworks if you’re into that, anything - literally ANYTHING - to stop this fucking mental hell I now live in

POST-BBQ PLANS: After we booze and chill for a while, we might head over to Iceland or something, depending on what you all/the international community is down for. If people want to head back to the US, that’s cool, I just might meet you guys later or something. Yeah. Cool. Later. Sounds good. Fuck.

RSVP: NO NEED BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE FREE AND OPEN WHETHER OR NOT YOU ATTEND PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP I JUST CRY ALL DAY

AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A SNOWDAWG PARTY BECAUSE A SNOWDAWG PARTY DON’T BETRAY HIS COUNTRY

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]
'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]

'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

(Source: College Humor)