Glamorous Woman in Bathing Suit Laughing at a Parrot

Also comes up when you search “pretty 80’s lady loses her medication.”

(Source: barfbyfartjacobs)

Parrot Dancing Dubstep

Polly wants a beat.

(Source: youtube.com)

Parrot Disappears Into Girl’s Cleavage [Click to animate]

Home is where the chest is.

(Source: reddit.com)

Birds Shopping at Home Depot

These bird houses aren’t going to just build themselves.

Tiny Man-Parrot

Where do they sell these?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive.com)

Drunk Parrots in Australia

Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.

Just A Couple Parrots Acting Like Dogs

Later that day, both birds were actually eaten by dogs. Oh, the irony.

(Source: College Humor)

Parrots Having A Real Conversation

SPOILER ALERT: Major “Mad Men” plot points revealed.

(Source: College Humor)

(Source: College Humor)