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Police Put Boot On Car But Owner Doesn’t Care
It’s only after we’ve lost everything we’re free to do anything.

Police Put Boot On Car But Owner Doesn’t Care

It’s only after we’ve lost everything we’re free to do anything.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Pees in Car that Stole His Parking Spot [Click to animate]
That guy is pissed.

Guy Pees in Car that Stole His Parking Spot [Click to animate]

That guy is pissed.

(Source: reddit.com)

Handicapped Parking Sign Messed Up
Parking only for people who had a handicapped person shoved down their throat.

Handicapped Parking Sign Messed Up

Parking only for people who had a handicapped person shoved down their throat.

(Source: reddit.com)

Superstar Pose in Parking Space Reserved for Super Star
SUPAHSTAR!

Superstar Pose in Parking Space Reserved for Super Star

SUPAHSTAR!

(Source: spicybutthole)

Soccer Fans Cheer for Parallel Parking

This is weird. Why would soccer fans enjoy something so slow and inconsequential?

(Source: youtube.com)

L.A. Summer

That stuff might be annoying, but at least living there automatically makes you famous.

Angry Check Pays for Parking “Violation”
This is how I’m writing all my checks from now on.

Angry Check Pays for Parking “Violation”

This is how I’m writing all my checks from now on.

(Source: College Humor)

Hummer Limo Blocks Parking Lot
"Am I between the lines?"

Hummer Limo Blocks Parking Lot

"Am I between the lines?"

(Source: College Humor)

Terrible Parking in School Parking Lot
These lines are just suggestions, right?

Terrible Parking in School Parking Lot

These lines are just suggestions, right?

(Source: College Humor)

No Parking Except for Anytime
Okay… Thanks for telling me.  

No Parking Except for Anytime

Okay… Thanks for telling me.  

(Source: College Humor)


Squid in a Parking Lot


Honey, do you remember where I parked the squid?
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Honey, do you remember where I parked the squid?

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(Source: College Humor)


Handicap Hump


No, able-bodied people, you can’t have sex there too—even if it’s only for a minute.

No, able-bodied people, you can’t have sex there too—even if it’s only for a minute.

(Source: College Humor)

Person Can’t Park, Like At All

She doesn’t so much park a car, as she does abandon a car near a parking spot.

Honest Shopping Mall Map: Holiday Edition
Suddenly, returning presents today doesn’t seem like a great idea.

Honest Shopping Mall Map: Holiday Edition

Suddenly, returning presents today doesn’t seem like a great idea.

(Source: College Humor)

Parallel Parking Like a Boss

Would you still be impressed if I told you he was parking in front of a Blockbuster to rent Dumb and Dumberer?

(Source: College Humor)