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1. Every time you see a baby, you hear the soundtrack from The Omen
2. You already spend too much time cleaning up your own vomit.
3. You tried to choke out a kid in the toy aisle for touching your Legos
4. Your silverware drawer only contains sporks and bendy straws.
5. You built a beer can pyramid to hide the hole you accidently kicked in your wall.
6. You have shirts designated as “back-up” toilet paper.
7. You believe duct tape is a reasonable way to deal with a crying child.
8. “Doing laundry” means spraying your clothes with Lysol.
9. You shaved your cat and named him Gollum.
10. Your idea of a healthy diet is eating the mint from a Mojito.
Finish reading 25 Signs That You’re Not Mature Enough To Be a Parent

1. Every time you see a baby, you hear the soundtrack from The Omen

2. You already spend too much time cleaning up your own vomit.

3. You tried to choke out a kid in the toy aisle for touching your Legos

4. Your silverware drawer only contains sporks and bendy straws.

5. You built a beer can pyramid to hide the hole you accidently kicked in your wall.

6. You have shirts designated as “back-up” toilet paper.

7. You believe duct tape is a reasonable way to deal with a crying child.

8. “Doing laundry” means spraying your clothes with Lysol.

9. You shaved your cat and named him Gollum.

10. Your idea of a healthy diet is eating the mint from a Mojito.

Finish reading 25 Signs That You’re Not Mature Enough To Be a Parent

Knock, knock. Hey, sport. Are you busy? Well, just take a quick homework break. We need to talk.
Yes, “the talk.”
I know, I know, this is a bit awkward. But you’re growing up and as your father I need to tell you about, uh, how the world works. I just want to make sure you have all the facts. About jay-walking.
Click to see more: Son, We Need To Talk About Jaywalking

Knock, knock. Hey, sport. Are you busy? Well, just take a quick homework break. We need to talk.

Yes, “the talk.”

I know, I know, this is a bit awkward. But you’re growing up and as your father I need to tell you about, uh, how the world works. I just want to make sure you have all the facts. About jay-walking.

Click to see more: Son, We Need To Talk About Jaywalking

When you were a kid, you probably thought your parents knew everything. These kids won’t have that problem.
Vote for “The Worst Parents Ever”

When you were a kid, you probably thought your parents knew everything. These kids won’t have that problem.

Vote for “The Worst Parents Ever”

Tonight You Belong to Me (Cover) - Dad and 4-Year-Old Daughter

Pretty cute, until you remember that fireworks are coming.

(Source: youtube.com)

BatDad Vine Compilation

He’s the father we deserve.

(Source: youtube.com)

Kid Ruins Beautiful Flat Screen T.V.
I like to call this piece….”Birth Control”

Kid Ruins Beautiful Flat Screen T.V.

I like to call this piece….”Birth Control”

(Source: petapeta)

17 Terrible Kid’s Shirts That’ll Make Parents Cry [Click for more]
Prepare yourselves for these spring tees. 

17 Terrible Kid’s Shirts That’ll Make Parents Cry [Click for more]

Prepare yourselves for these spring tees. 

Baby Monitor Confirms: This Nap is NOT Happening

Doody bombs away!

(Source: youtube.com)

Kid Tricked Into Thinking Raw Egg is Chocolate
"Welcome to the real world, son. It’s full of disappointment"-Rocky Balboa

Kid Tricked Into Thinking Raw Egg is Chocolate

"Welcome to the real world, son. It’s full of disappointment"-Rocky Balboa

(Source: 4gifs)

Child Told Raw Egg Is Candy

Cruelty to children is the same in every language.

(Source: youtube.com)

Perfect Sunday reading material
Come to poppa, momma.

Perfect Sunday reading material

Come to poppa, momma.

(Source: reddit.com)

9 Less Controversial PSAs [Click for the rest]
Think of these as Public Consensus Announcements.

9 Less Controversial PSAs [Click for the rest]

Think of these as Public Consensus Announcements.

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Mission Impossi-baby

Let’s assume that’s Brad Bird, and that he’s THE BEST DAD.

(Source: youtube.com)

13 Things You Should Stop Doing In 2013 [Click for full article]

13 Things You Should Stop Doing In 2013 [Click for full article]

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Baby Werks It

Forget Baby Einstein. Meet Baby Ginuwine.

(Source: youtube.com)