Subway Map of Your Brain

Stand clear of the closing synapses. 

Painful Cactus Bodyslam

You should feel JUST a little prick…

(Source: youtube.com)

uPick GIFs - Croc Chomps Down [Click to animate]

Darn you, crocodiles! And instincts! And thousands of years of evolution!

(Source: gifbin.com)

The Electric Fence Works

By the time he touches it, you won’t feel sorry for him.

(Source: youtube.com)

Best Videogame Demo

PlayStation 3: the best place to learn urology with a sniper rifle.

(Source: youtube.com)

Do Bring an MMA Fighter to a Knife Fight

It’s not very sharp. It’s just got 75,000 volts of electricity running through it.

(Source: youtube.com)

Turkey Hand Slap

I knew a Kindergarden teacher who got fired for showing his class this art project. 

Blowdart Through the Cheek

That sucks—I mean, yeah that sucks.

(Source: youtube.com)

No Longer Man’s Best Friend

Well gee, thank for nothin’, pooch.

(Source: reddit.com)

Tire-Slasher Gets What He Deserves

From the person he hurt the most: everyone who saw this.

(Source: youtube.com)

During the first All-Nighter Pat ate too much BBQ, got sick, and spent half the night in one of the writers’ rooms doubled over in pain. That’s why he’s not in the latter half of the sketches.

(Source: College Humor)

Dire Consequences: Shock Collar Twilight Trivia

One of our favorite (and most painful) new series. This episode involves Twilight, trivia and an electric dog collar. 

(Source: College Humor)

MMA Fighter Knocks Self Out with Flying Kick

At least he knocked someone out. That other guy didn’t get to hit anyone.

And now for your Schadenfreude-filled pleasure, the Biggest Fails of 2011

(Source: College Humor)

Honest OBGYN

All the other OBGYNs were thinking it.