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The Troll: Falcons, Food, and Breastfeeding in Public [Click for all]

The Troll: Falcons, Food, and Breastfeeding in Public [Click for all]

Miss Utah Wants To “Create Education Better”

Utah: South Carolina’s long lost twin.

Precious Plum: Hitchhiking

The one where Plum falls out of the car.

Miss Venezuela.. Wut? (Miss Universe 2012)

Obviously none of you guys got the “Miss Congeniality 2” reference.

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My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]

My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]

Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]