The 10 Ornaments On Your Christmas Tree [Click to read]
Nick’s Commercials: Winter Wonderland
Well, everyone’s favorite seasonal entrepreneur is back, this time hawking Christmas goods.
(Source: College Humor)
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
2. The Child Made One
Where it came from: A Kindergarten classroom
Where it goes on the tree: The back, deep in the back
What’s always said while it’s being hung: “Aw, remember this one?” Then, moments later, “How does this thing still have glitter to shed? I’m gonna be covered in this for days.”
(Source: College Humor)
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out
Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.
Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.
(Source: College Humor)



