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Every Country Song in 2013 Was the Same

Originality’s overrated, y’all.

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Yay or Nay: Should You Go to College?

Ahhhh education schmedication.  Thats a word right?

CollegeHumor Responds to Buzzfeed’s Fruitball Challenge

We accepted the challenge and took it to a whole new level. There’s no crying in fruitball. Buzzfeed’s original video

Boston Charms Cereal [Click to watch]
It’s the breakfast of champions, which means no Boston athlete’s eaten it since 2011.

Boston Charms Cereal [Click to watch]

It’s the breakfast of champions, which means no Boston athlete’s eaten it since 2011.

Ordering a Salad with Every Topping Prank

One salad. 200 toppings.

CH Valentines: To My Spouse

This Valentines Day, share more than a Netflix account and quiet resentment.

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CH Valentines: To the Person Who Just Dumped Me

For the special someone you want to say “I’m totally fine now! Will you please refriend me on Facebook?” to.

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CH Valentine’s Day Cards: To My F*ck Buddy [Click for more]

Pass it along to your one, true person you could kinda see yourself loving.

If Winter Break Advertised Like Spring Break [Click for full poster]

If Winter Break Advertised Like Spring Break [Click for full poster]

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]
Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]

Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.

Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]
Barber: Alright, how do you want it?
You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.
Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.
You: Sounds good.
Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.
You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.
Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?
You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.
Barber: Good.
You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]

Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]

Barber: Alright, how do you want it?

You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.

Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.

You: Sounds good.

Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.

You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.

Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?

You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.

Barber: Good.

You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]

What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door [Click to continue reading]

Use these ready responses to preserve your pooping privacy.

Hardly Working: Kovert Krampus

You better watch out!

If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys from Your Childhood [Click to continue reading]

Get excited for sensible presents.

An Internet Christmas Carol [Click for full story]