She bargained for dinner, but got so much more.
Dates are boring, people are boring, no one can truly know anyone else, everything we do is an endless journey to mash our genitals into as many things as possible before the sweet release of death. Also OkCupid is lame.
Sometimes love stinks. Of dung.
Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Website for Compulsive Liars! [Click for full article]
Welcome to Date-Lie, a dating website designed specifically for compulsive liars. If you’re here, then you’ve already made up multiple lies for why you’re not here. That’s a good thing – it means you’ve come to the right place.
Date-Lie is not for simple exaggerators like all of those other “normal” dating sites. Only Date-Lie includes complete fabrications on every single section of the site to ensure that you are paired with the most perfect person you can possibly imagine. The kind of person that can’t possibly exist in real life. And the kind of person you will only find on Date-Lie. [Keep Reading]
Carrie Mathison’s OKCupid Profile [Click to see her messages]
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