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Open Season - Online Dating (S1, Ep. 7)

Eddie ventures into the world of online dating with a little help from Andi.

See episode 1-6 here

Wingmanville: When you see a hottie you like, your phone automatically sends a text from your best friend’s phone to the hottie’s best friend’s phone asking if they like you back. All the ease of technology, with the nostalgic charm of a 6th grade dance.

MatchBot: First, you rank your preference for every other app user in order. The app mathematically pairs everyone up with their mutually optimal match, and then you are contractually obligated to marry that person and spend the rest of your life with them. You can’t get turned down, because it’s illegal!

Click for 3 MORE: 5 New Apps for People Too Shy to Use Tinder

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Click for more: This Girl Is Pretty Good at Tinder, Too

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A Night To Remember

She bargained for dinner, but got so much more.

The Brutal Truth

Dates are boring, people are boring, no one can truly know anyone else, everything we do is an endless journey to mash our genitals into as many things as possible before the sweet release of death. Also OkCupid is lame.

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Cheating Wife Gets Romantic Valentines Day Present

Sometimes love stinks. Of dung.

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Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Website for Compulsive Liars! [Click for full article]
Welcome to Date-Lie, a dating website designed specifically for compulsive liars. If you’re here, then you’ve already made up multiple lies for why you’re not here. That’s a good thing – it means you’ve come to the right place.Date-Lie is not for simple exaggerators like all of those other “normal” dating sites. Only Date-Lie includes complete fabrications on every single section of the site to ensure that you are paired with the most perfect person you can possibly imagine. The kind of person that can’t possibly exist in real life. And the kind of person you will only find on Date-Lie. [Keep Reading]

Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Website for Compulsive Liars! [Click for full article]

Welcome to Date-Lie, a dating website designed specifically for compulsive liars. If you’re here, then you’ve already made up multiple lies for why you’re not here. That’s a good thing – it means you’ve come to the right place.

Date-Lie is not for simple exaggerators like all of those other “normal” dating sites. Only Date-Lie includes complete fabrications on every single section of the site to ensure that you are paired with the most perfect person you can possibly imagine. The kind of person that can’t possibly exist in real life. And the kind of person you will only find on Date-Lie. [Keep Reading]

Carrie Mathison’s OKCupid Profile 

Carrie Mathison’s OKCupid Profile [Click to see her messages]

Carrie Mathison’s OKCupid Profile [Click to see her messages]

OKCupid Presents “Leda and the Swan [Click to continue]

Jon Lajoie: Dating Service Commercial

Find that special someone to make your life a living hell.