Dog Rides Around on Owner’s Shoulders
The man uses the dog to pay on other people’s ATM PINs.
(Source: College Humor)
This hotel writes “speaks Spanish” on its resume, but it actually only took classes in college.
(Source: College Humor)
One of those will probably work out.
I’m 21 and the two closest things I’ve had to a relationship is the 5 year old boy next door declaring he’s going to marry me and a 60 year old coworker asking if I needed a sugar daddy.
(Source: College Humor)
25 Things You Hate Yourself for Saying
I believe it was Sigmund Freud who once said, “Sometimes horrific things just fall out of your mouth before you can muster up the strength to stop them. That’s just the worst, man, for real.”
(Source: College Humor)
Some seniors at my school decided to release four chickens in the school. They were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5. The staff spend all day looking for chicken #4, but there wasn’t one.
(Source: College Humor)
Full Cup About to Drop on Unaware Girl
She’s the most sober one in the picture, and she’s going to be the biggest mess.
(Source: College Humor)
Fat Girl Assigned Two Letters to Spell “Seniors”
If they were really her friend, they would have just found another friend to be the “E”.
(Source: College Humor)
Always Open (with Andy Richter)
Dave and Andy discuss their wildest dreams. Also frying pans.
That’s the last time the Travelocity gnome tries to go shot-for-shot with the Keebler elves.
