Follow Us

CollegeHumor Staff Blog

Lord of the Rings Olympics

Watch those little feetses.

Lord of the Rings Olympics

There’s no “i” in “team.” But there is an “i” in precious 

(Source: youtube.com)

Uneven Bars Can’t Hold it Together
They’re under a lot of pressure.

Uneven Bars Can’t Hold it Together

They’re under a lot of pressure.

(Source: reddit.com)

Awkward Award Presentation

And it’s not just because they’re British.

(Source: youtube.com)

Cast your vote to turn one lucky GIF-y clip into The Best Internet Video Of 2012.

Guy Tries to Pole Vault Over Creek
Okay, technically “stick vault”.

Guy Tries to Pole Vault Over Creek

Okay, technically “stick vault”.

(Source: 4gifs)

Zombie Olympics

Just like the zombies themselves, this comedic trope and sporting event has risen from the dead.

(Source: youtube.com)

Olympians Need Jobs

They’ve got the gold, now they want the green.

(Source: youtube.com)

Brazilian Olympian has Clearly Labeled Bra and Pants
Just in case there’s any confusion.

Brazilian Olympian has Clearly Labeled Bra and Pants

Just in case there’s any confusion.

(Source: reddit.com)

US vs UK

US vs UK

(Source: lolfunstuff.com)

Estonia Welcomes Back Olympic Hero with “We Are the Champions”

Well, now they are. 

(Source: youtube.com)

Patrick Cassels vs. Ryan Lotche

patrickcassels

The BS from you guys keeps on coming! I thought I made it clear that I was only saying I could out-swim Ryan Lochte WITH PRACTICE, but I guess that wasn’t enough. Well fine, I accept your challenge, Mr. Lochte. I will race you, but on my terms:

-You are not allowed to wear goggles

-You must to eat a full Subway sandwich and chips and not wait 30 mins before getting in the water

-I can to use a snorkel if I want

-You can only do backstroke, while I can do backstroke, front stroke, breast stroke or get out and run alongside the pool

-Every 10 meters you have to turn around go back and touch the starting block

-I can call a time out anytime and chug a Red Bull

-I can shove you, but you can’t shove me

-If me shoving you messes with my swimming it counts as you shoving me and you forfeit the race

-I’m allowed to stretch as much as I want before, while your hands and feet will be bound for the entire race

-If the lifeguard has to pull me from the water that counts as me finishing the race

-If the lifeguard is cute and a girl I get to date her

-If she doesn’t want to be my girlfriend she’s an idiot

-And no longer cute

-I’m allowed to ride you like a dolphin

-Michael Phelps or an equally fast swimmer can go in my stead

-At any point I can swap you out with my niece who I know I can demolish because she can’t even swim that good

-If I pee in the pool you can’t make fun of me

-On the day of the race if I sleep in, forget or decide I plum don’t feel like doing it that counts as me winning because we’ll never know

-If the water is cold the whole thing is off

-After the race you have to sit down with me and eat a grilled cheese sandwich with me that I make for us

(Source: patrickcassels)

Trapwire Olympics

Trapwire Olympics

(Source: qkme.me)

Synchronized Swimming Looks Insane
I’d make that face too if I had a foot there.

Synchronized Swimming Looks Insane

I’d make that face too if I had a foot there.

(Source: thesochillnetwork)

Lifting All the Groceries at Once [Click to animate]
Can’t… make… two… trips.

Lifting All the Groceries at Once [Click to animate]

Can’t… make… two… trips.

(Source: reddit.com)