Very Mary-Kate: Diamonds Are My Only Friends [Click to watch]

Don’t let Olivier/Phil/Bodyguard/Fat Professor/Jewish-Looking Girl fool you.

Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 6 [Click to watch]

VMK’s talking about the big stuff.

Very Mary-Kate: Bad Connection [Click to watch]

She lost her phone. The one in her hand.

Very Mary-Kate: Drinking Game [Click to watch]

The only rule is to haf a glurb tymm.

Very Mary-Kate: Conference Call [Click to watch]

Take a number

Very Mary-Kate: Shrooms [Click to watch]

She’s going to trip harder and get higher than ever before…which is saying something, considering she owns a helicopter.

Very Mary-Kate: Evaluations [Click to watch]

VMK is honest to a fault.

Very Mary-Kate: Dinner with Hoffman [Click to watch]

Yeah, Philip Seymour Hoffman seems cool with VMK having a boyfriend.

Very Mary-Kate: Breaking Up [Click to watch]

See VMK sort of let go of a sort-of relationship.

Very Mary-Kate: Breaking Up [Click to watch]

Honesty: the key to any not-a-relationship.

Very Mary-Kate: Lost in Translation [Click to watch]

Parlez-vous French or whatever?

Very Mary-Kate: Manicure [Click for video]

Celebrities get their nails done just like anyone else…unless they’re THIS celebrity.

Very Mary-Kate: Church

The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.

Very Mary-Kate: Jail

Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.

Douchiest Celebrity [Click to begin voting]

The entertainment industry is full of people who just seem like real douchebags, but we want to know who the biggest douche is.

The official voting period ends Sunday July 22, 2012 at 12:00AM so get your votes in now.

(Source: College Humor)