Don’t Take Your Date to These Food Establishments [Click for full gallery]

First dates can be stressful. Don’t make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can’t do better than a 1 star search on Yelp? Get it together.

Here’s 15 Products That Really Shouldn’t Exist [Click for full gallery]

Sometimes, inventions are best left to the imagination. Next time you think to yourself, “yeah, ghost poop. That’s a thing that could exist” make sure you are far away from anything that could further your incredible waste of intuition.

This Instrument Makes Horror Movie Soundtracks

Fear has a new name: [whatever the hell this musical thing is called].

(Source: youtube.com)

Butt Fingers

Weirdest. Hockey lockout. EVER.

It’s Christmas!

And nobody understands it better than “MrMischiefVIP”.

(Source: youtube.com)

POV Bathroom [Click for full sketch]

You gotta go through a lot of shit to shit.

Screencap - I can be your lavatory

Lobster Gets Interviewed by Channel 7

“How does it feel to finally be out of the tank?”

(Source: absolutelymadness)

Pacquiao’s Final Fight

Boxing is really hard on the body…unless you’ve studied dance.

(Source: youtube.com)

Worst Hype Man Ever

Or, Best Hype Man Ever To Sound Like A Velociraptor.

(Source: youtube.com)

Poop Glitter May Be The Worst Toy in History

It’s My Little Gross Pony.

(Source: reddit.com)

13 Oddly Titled Books [Click to continue viewing]

Now that summer’s coming to an end it’s time to hit the books again. Just maybe not these ones (unless you’re taking some very strange classes). Here’s 13 books with strange titles.

A happy holidays message just wouldn’t do.

(Source: College Humor)