At the last second the whale pulled back and ran his fingers through his lustrous hair.
The Slenderman of the sea.
How You Know Your Dog Has Been in the Water Too Long [Click to see dog fart water stream]
Hm, the water fountain seems to be busted.
A bit too close for comfort.
Don’t let that shiny light fool you. No, really, that light is a trick for catching prey.
It’s otter-ly incredible. Especially when compared to that joke.
Holy mackerel, indeed. Okay, fine, bite-marked mackerel.
He believes in you the way your father never did.