Warning: This Picture Of a Ship May Destroy Your Brain

A bit too close for comfort.

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F***in’ Cruise Ship

You should hear what he says on a private jet.

(Source: youtube.com)

Surfs Up Kevin’s Mom From Home Alone

Don’t write checks your updo can’t cash.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Truth About Angler Fish

Don’t let that shiny light fool you. No, really, that light is a trick for catching prey.

(Source: youtube.com)

Shark Photobombs Tourist

“Dude, you’re blocking the stingray.”

(Source: reddit.com)

7 Seconds of a Bulldog on a Jet Ski

All the honeys gon’ come barkin’.

(Source: youtube.com)

Otter Outwits Whales

It’s otter-ly incredible. Especially when compared to that joke.

(Source: youtube.com)

Shark Eats Fish Guy Already Caught

Holy mackerel, indeed. Okay, fine, bite-marked mackerel.

(Source: youtube.com)

Cheerleading Crab is Rooting for You

He believes in you the way your father never did.

(Source: reddit.com)

Weekend at Ray’s II

Rays are the only things they’re catching this summer.

Dolphin Uses Humpback Whale As Ramp

Sick jumps, brah.

(Source: mnh.si.edu)

Rare Sponge Discovered at Bottom of Ocean

The pineapple had just been torn apart by ruthless predators.

(Source: humortrain.com)

The Troll [Click to continue reading]

Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

Guy Studies Math Surrounded by Women

Fast cars, hot women, and overpriced calculators.

(Source: reddit.com)

Enormous Sand Couch

Just then, a wave came in and claimed their couch.