"Hail to the Chief," is just so dated, so lateteen hundreds. Know what I’m saying?
Finish reading How I Spent My Government Shutdown By John Boehner, Age 63 [Click for more]
But the real question is, where do we go from here?
Good morning, Country, I’ll be your substitute government for the day and possibly for a while.
Finish reading The Government’s Substitute Teacher
If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates [Click for full email]
True diplomacy comes from the heart.
Finish reading Obama’s Phone Call with the President of Iran Gets Emotional
We’re still- We’re still Jenny and Barack.
Obama and Putin Are, Like, Totally Fighting [Click to finish chat]
Diplomacy has been blocked.
Look, Mommy, I Wrote an Internet Think Piece [Click to finish]
Presidents with Awesomely Terrible Mustaches [Click for more staches]
Not even the leaders of the free world can make them look good.
(Source: College Humor)
Celebrities: they’re just like us, only smaller than you think, and living inside a bigger version of themselves.
Check out: Will Smith, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney and more.
Barbecue’s at Barack’s place.