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A Man Warned Obama ‘Don’t Touch My Girlfriend’

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The Ebola Czar and Other Newly Appointed Titles that DEFINITELY Won’t Incite Panic
President Obama recently appointed Rob Klain as “Ebola czar.”  Here are some other not-dramatic-sounding-at-ALL titles for future government officials that will also avoid widespread panic:
Murder King
Torture Sultan
Prince Racism
STD Comptroller
Hate Crime Provost
Dick Bursar
Volcano Pope
Hurricane Cop (starring Jackie Chan)
Executioner of Suicide Prevention
Bed Bugs Fuhrer
TSA Guard of Debauchery
ISIS UNCLE
International Debt Messiah
Blood Laureate
PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE of Nutrition and Exercise
Cancer Intern
GMO Archduke
High School Reunion Co-Chair
The All-Knowing, World-Devouring God-Emperor of Traffic Regulation

The Ebola Czar and Other Newly Appointed Titles that DEFINITELY Won’t Incite Panic

President Obama recently appointed Rob Klain as “Ebola czar.”  Here are some other not-dramatic-sounding-at-ALL titles for future government officials that will also avoid widespread panic:

Murder King

Torture Sultan

Prince Racism

STD Comptroller

Hate Crime Provost

Dick Bursar

Volcano Pope

Hurricane Cop (starring Jackie Chan)

Executioner of Suicide Prevention

Bed Bugs Fuhrer

TSA Guard of Debauchery

ISIS UNCLE

International Debt Messiah

Blood Laureate

PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE of Nutrition and Exercise

Cancer Intern

GMO Archduke

High School Reunion Co-Chair

The All-Knowing, World-Devouring God-Emperor of Traffic Regulation

That Obama, he’s just so fancy doing something, something, murda bizness as he’s in the fast lane from the White House to Tokyo. 

Barackdubs has up and done it again, editing the President’s speeches to sing the current pop song of the moment. Bill Clinton covered “Blurred Lines” last year and Obama’s already sung “Lucky” and “Do What U Want” (which is incredibly disturbing and I don’t want to think about doing anything to Obama’s body).

At this rate we should expect some sort of Now That’s What I Call Music: Prez Editionby the holidays. 

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In round 3 of the Drawfee Olympics, Caldwell and Nathan see who can draw the best Obama by only using 5 lines. With guest judge Will Stephen 

Don’t forget to subscribe to The Drawfee Channel if you haven’t already 

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Barack Obama Singing Timber by Pitbull (ft. Hillary Clinton)

Hail to the Pitbull.

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Make drag, not war.

Political Figures Get Fabulous: 6 Drag Queen Make-Overs

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Carnival cutouts are getting more and more realistic. 

Carnival cutouts are getting more and more realistic. 

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Sweet Old Lady Reveals Obama is Smuggling Muslims into ‘Murrica

At a town hall meeting for Oklahoma Rep. Jim Bridenstine, a woman exposes Obama’s sinister plot to fill the U.S. with Muslims and argues that he “should be executed.” As icing on the batshit-crazy cake, Bridenstine appears to agree.

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"Hail to the Chief," is just so dated, so lateteen hundreds. Know what I’m saying?
Read President Obama Needs a New Theme Song

"Hail to the Chief," is just so dated, so lateteen hundreds. Know what I’m saying?

Read President Obama Needs a New Theme Song

This Gif Sums Up All the Infomercials [Click to animate]
Thanks OBAMA.

This Gif Sums Up All the Infomercials [Click to animate]

Thanks OBAMA.

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Barack Obama Fists Michelle?!

Hail to the freak.

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Finish reading How I Spent My Government Shutdown By John Boehner, Age 63 [Click for more]

We have a new game for you to play - Government Beat Down! Meet your Congressman in the ring and blow off some shutdown steam! Start steaming now. 

We have a new game for you to play - Government Beat Down! Meet your Congressman in the ring and blow off some shutdown steam! Start steaming now

BREAKING NEWS: The President is a Person
But the real question is, where do we go from here?

BREAKING NEWS: The President is a Person

But the real question is, where do we go from here?

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