DeNiro and Jay-Z’s Leaked Voicemails
The feuding actor and rapper exchanged nasty calls, and we’ve got the audio, unfortunately.
Come see me and some funny friends at UCB East this Monday night at Comedy Central’s Corporate Retreat. Make reservations HERE. NOW!
![Today, after pooling all our lunch money together to buy tickets, we had an important meeting to discuss how we would spend our 640 Million dollars when we inevitably win the lottery tonight.
Here are our Top 25 Picks:
1. Dive into the money Scrooge McDuck style and use the bloodied coins to pay for my medical bills.
2. Slip Israel & Palestine each a cool $20 mil to stop making my google news feed such a bummer.3.
4. Finally buy that Princess Di Beanie Baby.
5. A Freaks & Geeks reunion where everyone’s older and it’s set in the 90’s.
6. Buy and then immediately close every single Staples in the country.
7. Buy all the burgers at a McDonald’s just so we can watch them try to explain to people that they’re all out of burgers.
8. Pay off the Dave Matthews Band to never play a song ever again.
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Today, after pooling all our lunch money together to buy tickets, we had an important meeting to discuss how we would spend our 640 Million dollars when we inevitably win the lottery tonight.
Here are our Top 25 Picks:
1. Dive into the money Scrooge McDuck style and use the bloodied coins to pay for my medical bills.
2. Slip Israel & Palestine each a cool $20 mil to stop making my google news feed such a bummer.3.
4. Finally buy that Princess Di Beanie Baby.
5. A Freaks & Geeks reunion where everyone’s older and it’s set in the 90’s.
6. Buy and then immediately close every single Staples in the country.
7. Buy all the burgers at a McDonald’s just so we can watch them try to explain to people that they’re all out of burgers.
8. Pay off the Dave Matthews Band to never play a song ever again.
(Source: College Humor)
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We’re incredibly excited about next week’s show! Come hang out with us IRL.
Hosted by Streeter Seidell
Featuring:
- Aaron Glaser
- Adam Newman
- David Cope
- and a LIVE Hardly Working!
Grab your tickets here before they sell out!
http:// newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/22244
Trick Shots!!! (with Wayne Gretzky) - (Click through to watch)
Go ahead. Try this at home.
(Source: College Humor)
