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Babysitter Goes To TOWN On Babysitter’s Supportive Long-Term Boyfriend.

If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic

Babysitter Goes To TOWN On Babysitter’s Supportive Long-Term Boyfriend.

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Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“Hello, I’m Nurse Juanita.”
I felt a stirring in loins. Even a mangled spine couldn’t keep me from bonering up.
“You’ve been hurt badly,” she cooed. “I didn’t know anyone could get that injured on a Razor scooter. How about I do something to take that pain away?”
I did all I could to open my eyes and catch a glimpse of what had to be heaving breasts, but they were swollen shut.
“Speaking of swollen,” I mumbled to myself incoherently. “I am going to jerk off so hard when I get out of this place.” 
A pillow covered my face. [Keep Reading]

Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]

“Hello, I’m Nurse Juanita.”

I felt a stirring in loins. Even a mangled spine couldn’t keep me from bonering up.

“You’ve been hurt badly,” she cooed. “I didn’t know anyone could get that injured on a Razor scooter. How about I do something to take that pain away?”

I did all I could to open my eyes and catch a glimpse of what had to be heaving breasts, but they were swollen shut.

“Speaking of swollen,” I mumbled to myself incoherently. “I am going to jerk off so hard when I get out of this place.” 

A pillow covered my face. [Keep Reading]