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Japanese Game Show Contestants Guess English Words
And they did pretty well. They only got fow of them wrong.

Japanese Game Show Contestants Guess English Words

And they did pretty well. They only got fow of them wrong.

We got my mother in law a cell phone for her b-day. When we began to enter numbers into her contacts list, she protested. Saying that she did not want all those people to know her number.

uPick Idiotech - Contacts

Troublemaker Kid Holds Up Wrong Number

It happened on the TROLLED Day of Christmas.

(Source: youtube.com)

ScreenCap - Mom’s Digits
No - but thanks for your moms #

ScreenCap - Mom’s Digits

No - but thanks for your moms #

(Source: facebook.com)

Person Can’t Do Math
16.80+MATH=23.00. Seems to check out.

Person Can’t Do Math

16.80+MATH=23.00. Seems to check out.

(Source: reddit.com)

Today in my 9th grade algebra class our teacher asked us what 100 minus 15 was. Nearly half the class answered 75.

Fail: Algebra

The future of America is in good hand

So, I came up with this clever little way to get girl’s numbers. Instead of just directly asking them for it, I walk up with a little piece of paper which already has my number written on it. I tell them that I say this fall out of their purse or saw them drop it. Before they get a chance to open it I walk away and don’t say another word. It’s how I’ve met 3 of my last 4 girlfriends. Just call me So Suave Smooth.

I like to tell people that a dozen cute girls give me their phone numbers every week. This is technically true. However, this is only to verify that they have a discount at the place where I work as a cashier.