“We got my mother in law a cell phone for her b-day. When we began to enter numbers into her contacts list, she protested. Saying that she did not want all those people to know her number.”

“Today in my 9th grade algebra class our teacher asked us what 100 minus 15 was. Nearly half the class answered 75.”

“So, I came up with this clever little way to get girl’s numbers. Instead of just directly asking them for it, I walk up with a little piece of paper which already has my number written on it. I tell them that I say this fall out of their purse or saw them drop it. Before they get a chance to open it I walk away and don’t say another word. It’s how I’ve met 3 of my last 4 girlfriends. Just call me So Suave Smooth.”

“I like to tell people that a dozen cute girls give me their phone numbers every week. This is technically true. However, this is only to verify that they have a discount at the place where I work as a cashier.”