Will not work on landlords.
Whatever, you’re not my real post-it, I don’t have to listen to you.
If you can’t follow the Golden Rule, the Bronze will do.
Shall I compare thee to KFC?
Thirty is the new dirty.
An Internet Ransom Note [Click to finish note]
Ahhhh, my facebook page was hijacked again.
L’chaim lo mein.
Very good, Adam. Now I’m going to file what’s called a “restraining order” against you.
"Wait, what’d the note say? I was devouring the Rice Krispies Treats."