When the lovemaking noises emitting from a neighbor’s bedroom sound like a goat exorcism taking place inside a bedspring factory, it’s time to take action. Option A.) Light some candles, hold a glass to the wall and make a night of it. Option B.) Crawl into the fetal position with a pillow and cry because you are alone. (Just let your mother set you up already, it shouldn’t be that big a deal!) Option C.) Write a hilarious note for all the apartment building and later the internet to enjoy.
Love thy neighbor notes.
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If you’ve ever had something stolen, then you know how rage inducing it can be. I had my bike stolen from my front yard as a kid, and while I’d like to say that I tracked the criminal down and justice was served, that didn’t happen. I just ended up riding my sister’s old bike ( it was purple and covered in Disney princess stickers) for the rest of the summer.
I can’t say if these people got their stuff back, but they did call attention to the thief’s jerk behavior, and the message is clear: quit stealing shit, assholes.
And by Moby Dick, I mean it’s destined to become a literary classic to be cherished for years (at least a day or two) by the highest of intellectual institutions in the land (only the internet).
Summer camp is a time for parents to get a break from their kids and kids to learn about the joys of poison ivy, horseback riding and bb guns. (Summer camps still have BB guns, right? This IS America.) It’s also a time for young boys to relish the humor in of the horse dumps that accompany said horseback riding.
The owner of ScaryMommy blog, Liesl Testwuid, sent her son off to summer camp and received this letter shortly after. Eating records were broken, farts were lit on fire and an overall awesome time was had.
The work of a future Supreme Court Justice.
Love really, really hurts.
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Gentlemen, we need a better name for this Fart Hat. We’ll stay here ALL NIGHT if we have to.
By this logic Jackie Chan is the most popular man on the planet.
When you gotta go, you gotta go. And then after you go, you gotta jump back into the public pool. Obviously.
Will not work on landlords.