Dear Cab Driver

P.S. That puke was in the backseat before I got there.

(Source: College Humor)

The parking officer was nice enough to take this picture before writing the forth ticket.

(Source: College Humor)

First Favorite Teacher Got a Dollar

(Source: College Humor)

Hey Mom I’m A Lesbian

That’s just how she rolls. Deal with it.

(Source: College Humor)

Wedding Congratulations From Hotel

Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.

(Source: College Humor)

Extreme Do Not Disturb Nap Whiteboard

For the love of the puppy, don’t wake him.

(Source: College Humor)

Card to Tell People to Stop Talking

Perfect for any Jehovah’s Witness who happens to stop by for a chat.

(Source: College Humor)

Awesome Note to Pot- Smoking Neighbors

Hanging out with a 75 year-old glaucoma patient was weird at first…

(Source: College Humor)

Car Note to Cop

That’s EXACTLY what a drug dealer would say.

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Guy Leaves Sexual Proposition Note

Troy totally wants to get trojan horsed.

(Source: College Humor)

Sex Letter to Neighbor

They don’t even live in an apartment. Houses are separated by miles in rural upstate New York.

(Source: College Humor)