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8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

Doc Bottoms Aspray AllOver Body Deodorant - I really hope that if you need a blanket that’s made out of the same fabric the military uses to protect themselves against chemical weapons, that you’ve consulted a doctor about your potentially deadly farts. Also, definitely gross. If waking up in the middle of the night because the bed smells like farts has become problematic, it may be time to reconsider your life. Or at least your diet.

Continue being grossed out and puzzled why these exist here

(Source: youtube.com)

The Most Epic Sweat Stain You’ll Ever See
Sweaty people everywhere will make a pilgrimage. 

The Most Epic Sweat Stain You’ll Ever See

Sweaty people everywhere will make a pilgrimage. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Mother/Daughter Porn Duo Is a Pretty Big Nope
Happy belated Mother’s Day, America!

Mother/Daughter Porn Duo Is a Pretty Big Nope

Happy belated Mother’s Day, America!

(Source: reddit.com)

Man Stabs Friend During Threesome
They should have agreed on a safety word.

Man Stabs Friend During Threesome

They should have agreed on a safety word.

(Source: izismile.com)

Hot Girl is About to Flash You
Don’t mind if I d-OH DAMMIT!

Hot Girl is About to Flash You

Don’t mind if I d-OH DAMMIT!

(Source: chuckmccarthy.com)

Girl Offers Her Virginity to Burt Reynolds

She’s a hell of a saleswoman. 

(Source: youtube.com)

Walmart Has Too Many Customers Putting Babies into the Ice Machines
Jeez Walmart is SO strict!

Walmart Has Too Many Customers Putting Babies into the Ice Machines

Jeez Walmart is SO strict!

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Gets Super Realistic Eyes Tattooed on Eyelids So He Can Stare at You Forever
Future staring contest champion right here.

Guy Gets Super Realistic Eyes Tattooed on Eyelids So He Can Stare at You Forever

Future staring contest champion right here.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Has Oreo Gauged Ears
They’re as delicious as they are misunderstood

Guy Has Oreo Gauged Ears

They’re as delicious as they are misunderstood

(Source: reddit.com)

Here’s The Most Upsetting Radiohead Tattoo Ever
(insert “Creep” reference)

Here’s The Most Upsetting Radiohead Tattoo Ever

(insert “Creep” reference)

(Source: The A.V. Club)

Human Dolphin Face Swap is Kind of the Worst
Just threw my “Flipper” DVD in the trash

Human Dolphin Face Swap is Kind of the Worst

Just threw my “Flipper” DVD in the trash

(Source: reddit.com)

Butt Finger is Now a Delicious Ice Cream Flavor
Hold the fudge

Butt Finger is Now a Delicious Ice Cream Flavor

Hold the fudge

(Source: weirdfoods)

The Lion Yoga Pose is a Big Old NOPE
Release the demons within!

The Lion Yoga Pose is a Big Old NOPE

Release the demons within!

(Source: reddit.com)

I Hate That Ketchup Cake Exists
Scratch that. I hate that I didn’t find out ketchup cake exists until today. 

I Hate That Ketchup Cake Exists

Scratch that. I hate that I didn’t find out ketchup cake exists until today. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Man Buys Crazy Big Ferrets Thinking They Were Dogs
The real question here: is nothing else actually happening in Argentina right now?

Man Buys Crazy Big Ferrets Thinking They Were Dogs

The real question here: is nothing else actually happening in Argentina right now?

(Source: reddit.com)