The new interactive games are great! You get to smoke cigarettes and stare blankly out a window.
I Can Only Afford One New Console, Therefore the One I Didn’t Buy is Super Gay [Click for full post]
The console wars are upon us yet again, and I am pleased to announce that this November I, _XBoxLover6969_ , will be continuing my career with Microsoft by purchasing an XBox One on opening day. It was a hard decision, but in the end I felt I couldn’t betray the trust of the monolithic international corporation that has somehow earned my misguided allegiance.
This decision was not easily reached. It wasn’t until I clicked “purchase” on the Xbox One pre-order page that I was stricken with a vision of true clarity and purpose. As the money trickled swiftly from my student checking account, my path became clear. I saw for the first time that The PS4 was a worthless piece of trash (with almost no good games) and that it was “super gay” with the raw potential to eventually become “gay as all hell.” Keep reading
9 MORE Things From Video Games I Always Assumed I’d See In Real Life [Click for more]
Quick, somebody jump on top of that turtle!
Things look a little different when you’re a dad.
Here’s the deal, I have 5 complimentary codes that I’m dying to give away. All you have to do is BE QUICK. The first 5 to submit a picture of their favorite BearShark video or article will win. Now GO!.
If you didn’t win you can still check out the game over at Nintendo.
This was the 2nd BearShark comic ever made and now it’s a Nintendo 3DS game!
We dare you to download it.
Go ahead, download it.
More info at Nintendo.com
We just released BearShark the Game on Nintendo 3DS!
If you don’t make the cut then don’t worry, you can still get the game in the Nintendo eShop.
Run fast, die old.