Depressed Ogre Nightmare Girl Is the New Manic Pixie Dream Girl
She wasn’t the cliche he was expecting.
6 Classic Nightmares and their Modern Equivalents [Click for more]
Keep the bad dream alive with this updated look at what’s preventing you from getting a good night’s sleep!
Flexible Paper Head is Made of Recyclable Nightmares
There is nothing to fear but fear itself and also this, absolutely this, always.
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YEAH SCIENCE: New Nightmares for Your Perusal [Click for full article]
Whenever someone tells me they’re afraid of something as common as “clowns” or “dying alone” I just feel bad for them. Not because they may be suffering from a debilitating phobia, or processing some kind of unexamined childhood trauma, but because they haven’t been awakened to the true human horrors like the following diseases and syndromes. Hold on to your butts, because I am about to present to you a real “Are You Afraid of the Dark”-type jam: [Keep Reading]
Man Acts Out Your Nightmare by Covering Himself with Giant Snakes
“And that’s what drugs feels like”
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“I used to work in a grocery store which catered mainly to the needs of the disabled and elderly people in the neighborhood. This started out as a nice thing, because everybody who came through the store was super greatful. Often, regular customers would bring in candy for the cashiers as a “thank you”. One very old man would do this and it was very nice, until one day he handed me chocolate and told me that he had dreamt of licking chocolate off of me, naked, the previous night. ewwwww”
Lindsay NoHands Has Arrived To Give You Nightmares
Let’s all give her a round of applause.
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Contortionist Runs Around Her Own Head [Click to activate]
It’s the stuff that nightmares are made of.
(Source: College Humor)
Japanese Dancing Squid Food Dish
And now we’re even more terrified of trying new things.
(Source: College Humor)
Hardly Working: Aliens VS. Monsters
We tackle one of childhood’s most important questions. What’s scarier: Aliens or Monsters?
(Source: College Humor)
One skilled newborn babydoll artist has made ultra-realistic versions of Harry Potter characters as newborns. Behold the twisted limbs of baby Dobby, the furry face of Baby Remus Lupin, and stare into the snake eyes of Baby Voldemort.
Creator and artist Tracy Ann Lister is the hands behind these beings. And while some of them are very sweet (baby Ginny Weasley is super cute) most of these creatures are just pure nightmare fuel.
(pictured: Harry Potter, Dobby, Snape, Voldemort. Click on link to find the ebay links to buy them.)
Finally! The perfect gift for that cousin/nephew/sibling you’ve been dying to traumatize.
(via actioncityzoolife)
