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Falling Asleep at Your Desk? These 10 Gifs Will Help You Never Sleep Again
If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.

Falling Asleep at Your Desk? These 10 Gifs Will Help You Never Sleep Again

If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.

Celebrity Fan Art Has Gone Too Far
Jamie J took it upon himself to give Twitter some fresh nightmare fuel with photoshops of celebrities made to look like their worst fan art. I never thought that Nicolas Cage’s face could get any stranger looking. How wrong I was. 

Celebrity Fan Art Has Gone Too Far

Jamie J took it upon himself to give Twitter some fresh nightmare fuel with photoshops of celebrities made to look like their worst fan art. I never thought that Nicolas Cage’s face could get any stranger looking. How wrong I was. 

Everything around you is terrifying if you really put your mind to it.

19 Totally Innocuous Yet Terrifying Inanimate Objects

This is where your dreams go. 

This is where your dreams go. 

(Source: youtube.com)

Depressed Ogre Nightmare Girl Is the New Manic Pixie Dream Girl

She wasn’t the cliche he was expecting.

Finish the beautiful love story.

6 Classic Nightmares and their Modern Equivalents [Click for more]
Keep the bad dream alive with this updated look at what’s preventing you from getting a good night’s sleep! 

6 Classic Nightmares and their Modern Equivalents [Click for more]

Keep the bad dream alive with this updated look at what’s preventing you from getting a good night’s sleep! 

Flexible Paper Head is Made of Recyclable Nightmares
There is nothing to fear but fear itself and also this, absolutely this, always.

Flexible Paper Head is Made of Recyclable Nightmares

There is nothing to fear but fear itself and also this, absolutely this, always.

(Source: kellyqehudson)

YEAH SCIENCE: New Nightmares for Your Perusal [Click for full article]
Whenever someone tells me they’re afraid of something as common as “clowns” or “dying alone” I just feel bad for them. Not because they may be suffering from a debilitating phobia, or processing some kind of unexamined childhood trauma, but because they haven’t been awakened to the true human horrors like the following diseases and syndromes. Hold on to your butts, because I am about to present to you a real “Are You Afraid of the Dark”-type jam: [Keep Reading]

YEAH SCIENCE: New Nightmares for Your Perusal [Click for full article]

Whenever someone tells me they’re afraid of something as common as “clowns” or “dying alone” I just feel bad for them. Not because they may be suffering from a debilitating phobia, or processing some kind of unexamined childhood trauma, but because they haven’t been awakened to the true human horrors like the following diseases and syndromes. Hold on to your butts, because I am about to present to you a real “Are You Afraid of the Dark”-type jam: [Keep Reading]

Man Acts Out Your Nightmare by Covering Himself with Giant Snakes 
"And that’s what drugs feels like"

Man Acts Out Your Nightmare by Covering Himself with Giant Snakes

"And that’s what drugs feels like"

(Source: kogumarecord)

Trees Now Have a Fashion Sense
Does this dress make me look like a tree?

Trees Now Have a Fashion Sense

Does this dress make me look like a tree?

(Source: reddit.com)

I used to work in a grocery store which catered mainly to the needs of the disabled and elderly people in the neighborhood. This started out as a nice thing, because everybody who came through the store was super greatful. Often, regular customers would bring in candy for the cashiers as a “thank you”. One very old man would do this and it was very nice, until one day he handed me chocolate and told me that he had dreamt of licking chocolate off of me, naked, the previous night. ewwwww

Lindsay NoHands Has Arrived To Give You Nightmares
Let’s all give her a round of applause.

Lindsay NoHands Has Arrived To Give You Nightmares

Let’s all give her a round of applause.

(Source: lindsayshands)

Contortionist Runs Around Her Own Head [Click to activate]
It’s the stuff that nightmares are made of.

Contortionist Runs Around Her Own Head [Click to activate]

It’s the stuff that nightmares are made of.

(Source: College Humor)