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What’s Your Street Name?
He could use some street smarts.

What’s Your Street Name?

He could use some street smarts.

(Source: humortrain.com)

My boyfriend of two+ years calls me random nick-names all the time, lately it’s been “Coonster”, because the dark circles I had under my eyes one day reminded him of a raccoon. Awesome.

Rough Love - Coonster

My girlfriend and I have come up with nicknames for each other’s “private parts.” Our favorite game is to see how many times we can use them without anyone noticing. My top comment was telling her mother that it was her daughter’s ‘wit and charm’ that first attracted to me. Hers is telling her mom that ‘bubbles’ was her favorite toy as a kid. I was initially upset that she named my member “bubbles” until the next thing that came out of her mouth was “I like to blow bubbles”