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Watch —> Nick Offerman’s Shower Thoughts

Nick Offerman is a wise man that often contemplates life while gently stroking his mustache. Prepare to reevaluate everything you know in life as he rattles off some of the more genius musings found on Reddit’s r/showerthoughts thread.

Forget the big questions and revelations like “what happens after death?” and “1/5 of all people in the world are on social media,” Offerman’s digging up true mind blowers. Like the fact that your right hand has never touched your right elbow. *BOOM!*

Better check the back of your head, cuz it’s likely your mind was just blown out of it. 

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A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman)

The Parks and Recreation star cooks up some sweet, sweet word meat.

Gif of the Afternoon - The Many Faces of Ron Swanson [Click to animate]
A true American drinks his feelings.

Gif of the Afternoon - The Many Faces of Ron Swanson [Click to animate]

A true American drinks his feelings.

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Acceptable and Unacceptable Facial Hair According to Nick Offerman
Good hair doesn’t grow on trees. It grows on faces.

Acceptable and Unacceptable Facial Hair According to Nick Offerman

Good hair doesn’t grow on trees. It grows on faces.

Bacon and Egg is Only Portrait Ron Swanson Would Want of Himself
You’re going to need a tougher fork.

Bacon and Egg is Only Portrait Ron Swanson Would Want of Himself

You’re going to need a tougher fork.

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"Pussy and Weed," a Virile Promo For Nick Offerman’s Indie Film

Woodshop Woodstock, same difference.

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Daft Swanson (10 Minutes)

Harder better faster bacon.

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Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities VOL 7

Sorry sweetheart, I couldn’t hear your tweets over all this man bacon.

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How to Grow a Moustache with Nick Offerman

Testosterone not included.

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Nick Offerman Strips for Charity

Good luck carving this wood, Nick.

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A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman)

The Parks and Recreation star cooks up some sweet, sweet word meat.

Nick Offerman’s AMA

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Nick Offerman is Killing it on Reddit

Nick Offerman is Killing it on Reddit

Nick Offerman is on Reddit

Nick Offerman is on Reddit

Holy shit, Nick Offerman is doing an AMA right now!

Holy shit, Nick Offerman is doing an AMA right now!