Nicolas Cage Teaches the ABC’s

This stop, Sesame Street.  Next stop, crazy town. 

10 Best Taylor Swift “I Knew You Were Trouble” Remixes [Click for more]

I knew you were trouble when you made this playlist, so shame on me now-ow.

High School Game Show Contestants All Love Nicolas Cage

Uh oh, looks like they’re ready for a Cagefight.

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The Nicolas Cage Awards

It’s a real Cagematch.

Nicolas Cage in Every Classic Movie

Ah yes, Cinema Throughout the Cages.

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Nicolas Cage Girl Scout Cookies

“We have to feed the Statue of Liberty.”

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Nicholas Cage FINALLY Addresses Rumor that he is an Immortal Vampire

Of course, “I’m not a vampire” is exactly what a vampire would say.